Quote from: Nicholas on November 27, 2011, 02:33:27 PM
The question still wasn't answered. Who has the most successful stans? Gaga, Rihanna, and Katy had successful eras this year. Beyonce, your 4 era has been a bit slower because of the pregnancy. What have you done this year?
I detect a sprinkle of shade. Let me get you together real quick, and I'll make it swift because I know that you have to go back into the studio to finish your slave narrative.
Beyonce Giselle Carter's 2011 Accomplishments:
My alberm
My Roseland DVD
My perfumes
Dereon Clothing
Dereon Kids
Dereon Feminine Hygiene Wipes
My Glastonbury fee (which barely covered my wig glue costs)
But here is the ki:
Rihanna's Loud sells 5 to 8 million copies (and I get a check).
The Loud Tour will gross an undetermined amount of money (and I get a check)
"We Found Love (In The Roc Nation Men's Room)" sold millions copies on iTunes (and I get a check)
Talk That Talk sold hundreds of thousands of copies around the world and 12 copies in the United States (and I get a check)
Every time Gaga performed "Telephone" on her tour I got a check.
Every time Gaga sells a tour DVD I get a check.
Every time Katy covers "Only Girl (In The World)" on her tour I get a check.
Every time Britney performs "S&M" on tour I get a check.
If someone, somewhere in the world has a severe lapse in judgment and buys the Femme Fatale Tour DVD I will get a check.
So you girls keep selling ***** in Iceland and the UK, my child is going to need Pampers.
No one in America is EVER here for your albums. You're like a Bajan Kylie Minogue. People know you in America, but don't really use your albums. Even your stans only find you interesting in 3.5 minute intervals. You're like a female LMFAO.