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Justin Bieber & Selena Hockey Jerseys: Sex Code
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Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez Hockey Jerseys: Sex Code or Coincidence?
Fans who were lucky enough to see Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the NHL Hockey game in Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada this weekend probably loved the couple's cute football jerseys. What they may not have immediately noticed however is that Jelena's outfits were more than merely attractive. They may have sported a hidden erotic message.
Actually, the message wasn't that hidden. In fact, it was right out there, up front and in the faces of all to see. As you, too, can see in the photos by clicking here, Justin and Selena's combined jerseys sported the number 69. Which nearly every adult on the planet recognizes as code for the favorite position for mutual oral sex. Yikes.
The question of course is: "Were these numbers deliberately chosen for their sexual significance?" The most likely answer is: "Most likely." Knowing Justin Bieber's penchant for joking around about his horniness, they were probably chosen for precisely that reason. From his famous wardrobe malfunctions to his self-snapped crotch shot Instagrams to his pet snake, Johnson, the Biebs could be a poster person for healthy hormonal activity. And considering his love of pranks in general, the jerseys' meaning is almost a no-brainer. It's making a statement about Jelena's sexual identity as a couple. And what's wrong with that? Almost all couples have a special song. And most couples who are genuinely in love have a favorite sex act or position. They just don't dare mention it.
Of course, there could be other explanations for the numbers 6 and 9 on Jelena's jerseys. Six is Justin Bieber's favorite number, and it appears on his jersey. And of course, the number 9 printed on Selena's jersey is an inverted 6. Furthermore, the numbers could be a reference to a date that is significant only for them. Maybe they first met on the 9th day of the 6th month or the 6th day of the 9th month or--
Oh, who do they think they're kidding? It's a sex code.
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Source: celebs.gather.com
  
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