We all know this face.
This is the face of Kimberly Denise Jones, a Dunkin Donuts employee who rose to notoriety when she accidentally spilled coffee all over The Notorious B.I.G. at her branch and apologized to him in rhyme.
Biggie was intrigued with this tiny mocha munchkin who had assaulted him, and took her under his wing to teach her the ways of the hardcore freestyle. Soon, she was signed to a label, and with her name tag firmly lapeled to her Bargain Barn Christmas sweater, she was ready to take the world by storm.
After catapulting into the top 69 of the Bubbling Under the Bubbling Under Lukewarm 100 chart, she was became the first Dunkin Donuts employee to ever score a feature with a feature by a feature of a cover song #1 on the Hot 100, a feat she would never repeat again. Ever.
Rumors now say she's returned to her alma mater, and is currently working the jelly injector at a Dunkin Donuts near you.
But, let's think about this for a second....every time someone flops, who do we instantly think of?
Ciara.
BUT WHO DO WE THINK OF AFTER THAT?
Keri Hilson.
BUT. WHO DO WE THINK OF
AFTER THAT?
Our girl Kimmy.
My question to you all is...is Miss Kim so irrelevant that she's actually relevant?
Discuss.
