How can you tell if someone is gay? How quick can you spot a closeted queer? What is your signature weapon to spot a queen! Let's quick some tips!

The one that is always making homophobic comments are probably gay themselves. It's a trend I see too much

It's ok.

But I seriously think Heath and Jake had a secret gay relationship in real life.

Pants down to their ass with boxers two sizes too small on.

I guess its terrible, i only notice if its obvious but its not like i care.

My gaydar is meh. Hit and Miss so many people are just overly femmy. I seem to think anyone with flip flops and wearing hollister with spiked hair is gay lol.

Isn't it obvious that JAKE is one?

Horrible, I think every guy who's extremely nice to me is gay.

I can seriously only spot the outta closet gays, and those femmy queers just aren't my tea!

Probably 8-8.5

I have some things I notice:

1) They talk a lot
2) They are good at using facial expressions
3) They notice things straight guys don't notice
4) They like pop music
5) They like rom-com movies
6) They don't like football
7) They smile a lot
8) They have good fashion sense
9) They are sensitive
10) They give their opinion on a guy
11) They check out other guys - you can tell this by where their eyes look to
12) The way they walk
13) They like shopping
14) They don't like vaginas and they don't check out girls
15) They watch drama TV series like Gossip Girl, 90210, OneTreeHIll, Desp Ho's

I can spot a gay from two inches away

I have a bad gaydar.

The only time I know they're gay is when they're voice is high. But those are mostly bottoms.

RIGHT lol anyone who even smiles or makes conversation I just assume is gay, BUT i have found out sometimes they are

Mine is appalling. My life would have been so much easier up to now if it wasn't so useless.

i have a really good gaydar, and no, its not how they walk, move or sound, i just see it, i never fail though