In the spirit of all these sexuality threads of late...

***Attention children of ATRL***

There is an EPIDEMIC among us:

closet cases.




And no, I don't mean those men who know they're bi/gay but have to remain in the closet for fear of their friends and family rejecting them. I'm referring to these little boys who love teh **** but for whatever reason seriously believe that they are 100% straight, heterosexual males.

Have you ever liked/loved/fooled around with one of these tragic souls? Did they ever jump the denial ship and come to terms with who they are or are they forever ordering fish at restaurants when their favorite meat is sausage?

Share your stories.

Here's some for starters:

http://isitnormal.com/story/im-in-lo...he-gaybi-6370/

I'm sure certain members here on ATRL can provide some perspective on this

I'm on the downlow by choice, so boop.

I'll be back for this later.

Irlando said the exact same thing to me yesterday, except the "mama" part, Im not his mother.

I already had a crush on a straight guy and it was worthless.
What I win with it?
Nothing but a broken heart

That example you posted is hot. I want a documentary about their "friendship" as long as they're not ugly.

I was in love with a straight guy for 4 years...

*waits for Beyoncefan1 to post.*

Did you correct him?

OMG. What an asshole.

What became of him?

Sis this is the worst. This happened to me (it went on for more than a year) until I told him that he loved to mess with my head and I couldn't do it anymore. He said he wasn't doing anything on purpose but why did things between us happened if he was actually straight? You know...I don't need that crap where people have to bluff. Just be yourself.

To this day, he still sends me text messages and emails saying "hey sexy", "i miss you a lot" etc etc. Bull crap. I like him but I have to walk away. He about to lose me.

When i was 14 i fell in love with a guy from school, apparently heterosexual. He was very nice with me and he always had bizarre reactions like asking me about my sex life (of course i didn't say to him that i was seeing a 24 year-old dude... i used to say that i was a straight-virgin ). He used to stare at me (severely) and he seem interested.
Sadly, I was too afraid to say i liked him, a lot. I was terrified to think that he could tell everybody (which was stupid because i was such a little queen, geez). I used to write him letters, dream about him and all kind of cheesy/stupid things.

Recently found him on Facebook ... 23 Y.O., had a girl, ugly girlfriend and a disgusting beer belly.

My most recent ex was "straight" when I met him. We went out for two years. He swears that I'm the only guy he would ever want to be with.

And before that, one of my best friends ex-bf from years ago thought I was hot and wanted to talk to me.

I know this kid who had a girlfriend and everything but was a loose powerbottom on the side and had been ****ed by every *** in Alachua County, FL. No joke.

His reasoning? He was raised in a strict household and his parents taught him to be respectful of women so he had to "express" himself with men.