Discussion: Your Weirdest Dreams

Linuxis1994

Hey!
I just wake up and i saw so weird dream, so i think it could be cool if we could share our weirdest dreams!

Mine:
I live in very weird place in reality and we have a lot of bomz and drinkers around my home, most of them are stupid as hell. So in dream i saw that Nicki Minaj is comming to my home and suddenly one of bomz kill her with nife in head and im like - Oh gosh, i have to call police! Then i run to my house and dont call police, but go to skype and there is Britney and we start to chat, we talk a lot and i forgot that Nicki is dead, after chatting i go out and i see that my dog already eat her and im like oh well... Then i go to my neighbords! I have big gardens (in real life), so i go and i found Gaga in my carrot and onion garden.... And then i woke up.
That was one messy dream

Airhead

A few weeks ago I had this evil dream about Gaga. She was this evil killer and her army was chasing me, trying to kill me. It seemed so real, I woke up in tears. All I could do was get on my knees and pray.

fabian_phipps

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Originally posted by Airhead

A few weeks ago I had this evil dream about Gaga. She was this evil killer and her army was chasing me, trying to kill me. It seemed so real, I woke up in tears. All I could do was get on my knees and pray.

Groteskou

I have a dream journal.

7/16/11
In this dream I was good friends with Lady Gaga. She was very normal, we just walked around and chilled in some unfamiliar territory. We went into a Dunken Donuts. She ordered a coffee "Italian style" whatever the hell that meant.
I go home and days pass or something, and its my birthday, and I have a pile of presents. One was this action figure set & I texted her and asked if she had sent them. She said no, that my present was on the way. I was left to play with my action figures by myself.

That is all.

M A R N ✮

What I Had The Other Night About Forrest :-/ hated his guts for the day after that, and it was ****ed up also.

ForrestFuller

The one I had last night.

Cherry'O

I remember I had this freaky dream around July 2.

I had this dream I was over at my cousin's house and this 12- year old boy came over. He kind of looked like Taylor Lautner in my dream lol. Suddenly my cousin screams, "Watch Out! He has a knife!" and the kid started CHASING us around the house with it. With his knife, he slit me across my arm. I panic ...and cut him near his testicles!!!

I was in shock! He had to be sent to the hospital. Then my cousin said He's going to get you. He's going to get you SO bad tomorrow.

The next day I basically spent the day running away from him to save my life. He was going to kill me! I was so scared like I thought this was actually happening! Soo I was at this theater that was showing old 90s shows (Soo cool!) and he found me there.

I saw these motorcycle guys across the room and started to yell for them. One of them got mad and came up to me and said, "What do you want?! I'm trying to enjoy the show!" Terrified I replied "Sir, please help me! That kid is trying to kill me! " But it was a little too late to explain. The kid was already there and with an old friend of mine from school working as his assistant! Then I thought School! This kid is like in 5th grade!!! Duh!!
I made a deal with him that if he let me survive, I'd do his homework. He joyfully replied," Okay!" And I asked,"For How long?" And he said, "A year and a half." (What?!?!)
Later I found out this little mastermind had my mom already doing his math homework for him! (Wonder how that came to be?!)

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Other Weird dreams I can think of ...when my city got abducted by Aliens. I think I've had it twice.

oh and when I was younger I remember having this dream where the mall was "Wal-Mart" and it got a attacked by a huge cockroach.

(too much power rangers Lol!)

Auburn

You don't even wanna know...

Drowned_World

Once I got raped by an old granny...
In another dream Gaga announced Out of Control as single, and it had a video with a pink background & Gaga wearing a wig and a jacket both in pink...

Munich

My weirdest dream :

I was in the kitchen with my mom we we're talking and suddenly I saw kinda huge green things jumpin' around I was like mom what is this? I've never seen somethin' like this.She just said :"these things are dutch bacterials and they're gonna reign the world." and then I woke up.

I had other very weird dreams but as soon as I wake up I forget what the dream was about

Rigalo

I always dream that I'm running away from something. Zombies, the end of the world, anything. My mom has this dream dictionary thing that explains why you dream what you dream and for running away it says you dream that because you are running away from things in real life such as coming out.

My weirdest dream would have to be around Christmas time last year. My sister and I were sitting on my bed and we heard this weird laugh, so we went into the dining room. We found Ke$ha crouched down on the floor and then she got up and ran out the door. Then the next day at school (in the dream) I told everyone that I met Ke$ha and she came to my house.

skyler

the weirdest dream I have ever had was when I had sex with an alien

Crazytowel

Grace Jones sneaking out from under my bed, slipping under my covers with me, both of us completley naked, spoons me, whispers into my ear in some creepy language. All the while I'm scared/frozen stiff and cant move at all. I have this same dream 2/3 times a week.

Entity

I was directing a **** video. X_X

It looked real.......

KoreanDream

It's too weird.

MP2K

I have some of the worst nightmares sometimes, mostly about death and unsolved mysteries involving my family. I dont know why, I really don't.

Mr. Loco

The ex-boyfriend of my best friend was trying to make him appear in a **** movie, and I had to hide him in my house XD

AnimalCannibalAJ

My weirdest dream was when I dreampt (? Is that a word?) my whole family dying.... I woke up crying my ass off.

Bee․

I had a dream one time where I was at a dock and some old ladies were chasing me. At the end I fell off a cliff... Then I woke up

Qwerty

I had this dream about 6 weeks ago and still remember it somehow.

I'm in a 3-story hotel. There's a group of murderers on the second floor and the few people still alive (including me, my parents we killed, I guess) are in the suite on top floor. Someone calls for help and they say we can't get help for 2 days. One of the killers cuts a hole in the floor (their ceiling) and pops up. He has red skin. A woman throws a microwave or a coffee maker (don't remember which) at him and he falls back down but rises up again. I suddenly appear in my room. It's my room but it's on the bottom floor of the hotel. I'm on ATRL. When I realize where I am I get into my bed to hide (why didn't I just jump out of the window?). Then I woke up.