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ATRL: Write your own song ;)
Member Since: 3/12/2011
Posts: 18,360
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Member Since: 10/21/2009
Posts: 2,703
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This is my song
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Yayyyyy - An Original Song
She gets on with life as a student,
She's a funny kinda gal.
She likes playing video games on Sundays,
She likes listening to music in the week.
She likes to contemplate hamburger.
But when she starts to daydream,
Her mind turns straight to fried chicken.
Five six seven eight...
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
She likes to use words like 'yayyyyy,'
She likes to use words like 'oops.'
She likes to use words about hamburger.
But when she stops her talking,
Her mind turns straight to fried chicken.
Five six seven eight...
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
She likes to hang out with Phoebe,
She likes to kick back with Rachel,
But when left alone,
Her mind turns straight to fried chicken.
Five six seven eight...
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
Does she love fried chicken more than hamburger?
She's not too fond of snake,
She really hates death,
But she just thinks back to fried chicken,
And she's happy once again.
Five six seven eight...
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Member Since: 6/9/2011
Posts: 9,749
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The Tale of My Sweet Beautiful Girl
- A Ballad
It began on a beautiful Summer Evening:
I was the most funny student around,
She was the most sweet beautiful.
She was my Girl,
My sweet Girl,
My beautiful.
We used to smile so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to run together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Evening, one beautiful Evening,
We decided to run too much.
Together we loved a Honey.
It was amazing, so amazing.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so lovable.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She loved a girl.
Alas, a girl!
My Girl loved a girl.
It was caring, so caring.
The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my chest had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Evening,
That beautiful Summer Evening.
My chest... ouch!
When I think of that sweet beautiful,
That sweet beautiful and me.
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Member Since: 12/17/2010
Posts: 10,073
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Take Me Out Tonight Adele One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
Oh babe, babe!
Oh Adele, Adele!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That Britney has a beat up vagina!
Give me a sign,
Take me out tonight Adele one more time!
Oh babe, babe!
Oh Gaga, Gaga!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're sexy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're sexy!
Oh babe, babe!
Oh Jesus, Jesus!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe that Lady Gaga is a man,
Oh Jesus!
To masturbate like that is just so typically me.
Oh babe, babe!
****!.. I did it again!
I went to a concert!
Oh babe, babe!
Oh Khia, Khia!
I think I made you believe that Adele is on a diet.
****!.. You think that Adele is on a diet.
Oh babe, babe!
I'm not that fierce!
You see my problem is this,
My boyfriend has ED,
Wishing My boyfriend could sustain an erection.
Oh babe, babe!
Oh Adele, Adele!
Oh Gaga, Gaga!
Oh Jesus, Jesus!
Oh Khia, Khia!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
That Britney has a beat up vagina!
Give me a sign,
Take me out tonight Adele one more time!
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Member Since: 8/15/2010
Posts: 8,808
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Gimme Cure To Cancer Katy Perry!
- in the style of Abba
I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Birmingham.
All I do is work and eat and play,
Wishing that I will be the richest person alive.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme cure to cancer!
Won't somebody help me meet David Bowie!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme cure to cancer!
I really want to meet David Bowie!
Katy Perry, I was defeated, you won the war.
Katy Perry, promise to love me forever more.
Katy Perry, couldn't escape if I wanted to.
Katy Perry, knowing my fate is to be with you.
OMFG-OMFG-OMFG-OMFG-OMFG Katy Perry!
Finally facing Katy Perry.
You are the ****ing prostitute, here in Birmingham.
****ing prostitute, feel the beat from the tambourine.
You can meet David Bowie, you can meet David Bowie, having the time of your life.
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! cure to cancer,
Won't somebody help me meet David Bowie!
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Member Since: 12/17/2010
Posts: 10,073
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I ****ed up myself and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, penis in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
The taste of its fierce ass
I ****ed up myself just to try it
I hope my granddaughter don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
****ty people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
The smell of its fresh vagina
I ****ed up myself just to try it
I hope my granddaughter don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
I liked it,
Those myselfs they are so magical
Fierce ass, fresh vagina, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
The sound of its fabulous ****
I ****ed up myself just to try it
I hope my granddaughter don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed up myself and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of its lucky boobs
I liked the feel of its lucky boobs.
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I think I just wrote the song of the century 
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Member Since: 8/15/2010
Posts: 8,808
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Living For God in a Red Rocket
- In the style of The Beatles
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your gun,
I want to hold your gun,
I want to hold your gun.
Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me dropkick Justin Bieber in the face.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me dance around the romm.
Now let me hold your gun,
I want to hold your gun.
Imagine there's no *****s.
It's easy if you try.
No friends in Wonderland,
Above us only rabbits.
Imagine all the people,
Living for God...
You may say I'm a ****ing legend,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become a **** tip.
All you need is cocaine.
All you need is cocaine.
All you need is cocaine, cocaine.
Cocaine is all you need.
We all live in our red rocket,
Red rocket, red rocket,
We all live in our red rocket,
Red rocket, red rocket.
Oh yeah!
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/11/2007
Posts: 63,796
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Justin Bieber suck and Needles suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to Watch South Park,
But your life is full of Rebecca Black and Dog Farts.
You wonder when will it end.
You want Eric Millegan,
You want Ryan Cartwright ,
But all you see is Chris Brown.
Oh Chris Brown.
Oh Justin Bieber and Needles, they'll pull you under,
Drain your life of Love and wonder.
Justin Bieber suck and Needles suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to Watch South Park,
But your life is full of Rebecca Black and Dog Farts.
You really want the world to end,
Goodbye Eric Millegan,
Goodbye Ryan Cartwright ,
And good riddance to Chris Brown.
Oh Chris Brown.
Oh Justin Bieber, Needles, will pull you under,
Drain your life of Love and wonder.
Justin Bieber suck and Needles suck.
The world is out to get you.
You want to Watch South Park,
But your life is full of Rebecca Black and Dog Farts.
Your life doesn't have to end.
Sing with Eric Millegan,
Dance with Ryan Cartwright ,
And put a curse on Chris Brown.
Oh Chris Brown.
Your life is Hate,
But get out and Watch South Park.
You want the greatest thing
The greatest thing since Found an amazing boyfriend.
You've got it all, you've got it sized.
If you are confused check with Twitter.
Carry an Ipod to help you along.
Get out and Watch South Park.
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WTF xD
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
Posts: 39,615
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My song is just.... Oh good lord...
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I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, **** in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
The taste of his sexy lips
I ****ed a Dude just to try it
I hope my sex slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Handsome people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
The smell of his lustful eyes
I ****ed a Dude just to try it
I hope my sex slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
I liked it,
Those boys they are so magical
Sexy lips, lustful eyes, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
The sound of his gorgeous ****
I ****ed a Dude just to try it
I hope my sex slave don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed a Dude and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of his dreamy nose
I liked the feel of his dreamy nose.
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Member Since: 4/30/2011
Posts: 21,827
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I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, Kesha CD in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
The taste of his bitchy penis
I flopped a Justin Bieber just to try it
I hope my most hated artist ever don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Talentless people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
The smell of his ugly ass
I flopped a Justin Bieber just to try it
I hope my most hated artist ever don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
I liked it,
Those boys they are so magical
Bitchy penis, ugly ass, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
The sound of his dumb brain
I flopped a Justin Bieber just to try it
I hope my most hated artist ever don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I flopped a Justin Bieber and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of his stupid feet
I liked the feel of his stupid feet.
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Member Since: 4/21/2010
Posts: 11,153
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Sex With Me Brad Pitt One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am a bitch!
Give me a sign,
Sex with me Brad Pitt one more time!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're Sexy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're Sexy!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe that I'm not going to attack you,
Oh Gordon Brown!
To Play my song like that is just so typically me.
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Crap!.. I did it again!
I eat a chocolate!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Richard Branson, Richard Branson!
I think I made you believe .
Crap!.. You think .
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
I'm not that Nasty!
You see my problem is this,
Scared of highs,
Wishing A lot of sex.
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt!
Oh Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom!
Oh Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown!
Oh Richard Branson, Richard Branson!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
I am a bitch!
Give me a sign,
Sex with me Brad Pitt one more time!
Oh lord 
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Member Since: 9/15/2006
Posts: 27,205
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Quote:
The Tale of My Beautiful CPA Girlfriend
- A Ballad
It began on a pretty Winter Evening:
I was the most intelligent CPA around,
She was the most beautiful CPA.
She was my girlfriend,
My beautiful girlfriend,
My CPA.
We used to caress so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to lick together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one Evening, one pretty Evening,
We decided to lick too much.
Together we kissed a Hilary Duff.
It was cuddly, so cuddly.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so funny.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She hugged a Demi Lovato.
Alas, a Demi Lovato!
My girlfriend hugged a Demi Lovato.
It was weird, so weird.
The next day I thought my lips had broken,
I thought my hands had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Evening,
That pretty Winter Evening.
My hands... ouch!
When I think of that beautiful CPA,
That beautiful CPA and me.
Generated on 27/07/2011 13:27 by Duff Department
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Member Since: 11/24/2006
Posts: 24,963
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I have some, but im not gonna give it to you. They are smashes 
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Member Since: 1/8/2011
Posts: 5,392
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This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, heart in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
The taste of his hot dick
I ****ed Chris Brown just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Big people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
The smell of his sexy ass
I ****ed Chris Brown just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
I liked it,
Those boys they are so magical
Hot dick, sexy ass, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
The sound of his horny chest
I ****ed Chris Brown just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I ****ed Chris Brown and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of his beautiful nipples
I liked the feel of his beautiful nipples.
Oh...
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Member Since: 12/31/2010
Posts: 26,257
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It began on a bored December midnight:
I was the most great student around,
She was the most lovely waitress.
She was my girlfriend,
My lovely girlfriend,
My waitress.
We used to sleep so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to read together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one midnight, one bored midnight,
We decided to read too much.
Together we attacked her.
It was horny, so horny.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so hilarious.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She ****ed lover.
Alas, lover!
My girlfriend ****ed lover.
It was awkward, so awkward.
The next day I thought my chin had broken,
I thought my ovaries had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that midnight,
That bored December midnight.
My ovaries... ouch!
When I think of that lovely waitress,
That lovely waitress and me.
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Member Since: 3/26/2011
Posts: 22,809
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I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
- In the style of Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, Disco Stick in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
The taste of her Beautiful Penis
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha just to try it
I hope my Dr Luke don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Ugly people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
The smell of her Sexy Anus
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha just to try it
I hope my Dr Luke don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
I liked it,
Those girls they are so magical
Beautiful Penis, Sexy Anus, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
The sound of her Licking Vagina
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha just to try it
I hope my Dr Luke don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I titty ****ed a Ke$ha and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of her ****ing Nipple
I liked the feel of her ****ing Nipple.
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Member Since: 5/6/2011
Posts: 26,891
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I Slapped A Hoe And I Liked It
- In the style of Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, disco stick in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
The taste of its pressed butt
I slapped a hoe just to try it
I hope my wife don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game
Just human nature,
It's not what,
Horny people do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
The smell of its sweet nose
I slapped a hoe just to try it
I hope my wife don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
I liked it,
Those hoes they are so magical
Pressed butt, sweet nose, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
The sound of its dumbass hair
I slapped a hoe just to try it
I hope my wife don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean anything, right?
I slapped a hoe and I liked it
I liked it
I liked the feel of its bitchy face
I liked the feel of its bitchy face.
Generated on 27/07/2011 13:59 by Genetic Fails
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Member Since: 10/14/2010
Posts: 1,611
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Where can you find pleasure?
Search the world for treasure?
Where can you go ****?
Make your dreams all come true?
Where can you punch a ****?
In ATRL!
Yes, you can go ****!
In ATRL!
Yes, you can punch a ****!
In ATRL!
Come on now Britney Spears, make a stand.
In ATRL!
Britney Spears, go ****.
I said, Britney Spears, punch a ****.
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
They have ***** ,
You can go ****.
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
They have Skype,
You can punch a ****.
Britney Spears, are you listening to me?
I said, Britney Spears, what do you want to be?
I said, Britney Spears, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing:
I love you..
And...
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
It's sexy to **** in ATRL.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Member Since: 7/21/2007
Posts: 17,522
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Hump N Dump Paris Hilton One More Time
- In the Style of Britney Spears
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Lets get ****ty!
Give me a sign,
Hump n dump Paris Hilton one more time!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're Sexy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're Sexy!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe Dont worry about underwear,
Oh Heidi Montag!
To Dancing on tables like that is just so typically me.
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
F*ck!.. I did it again!
I did a line!
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Nicole Ritchie, Nicole Ritchie!
I think I made you believe Never let them hoes get your man.
F*ck!.. You think Never let them hoes get your man.
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
I'm not that Hot!
You see my problem is this,
I have no shame,
Wishing I remembered that dudes name.
Oh Bitch, Bitch!
Oh Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton!
Oh Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan!
Oh Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag!
Oh Nicole Ritchie, Nicole Ritchie!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Lets get ****ty!
Give me a sign,
Hump n dump Paris Hilton one more time!
Generated on 27/07/2011 14:13 by Hoes On Tour

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Member Since: 3/12/2011
Posts: 18,360
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I had some too ;D But I didn't show it :smoke:
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