2 days; last November.
I told the entire class to **** off cause they were staring at me.
It was really just discrimination though.
Many other students had cussed out loud in public before.
My mom was cool with it; she knew how ****ed up the school system was.

Nope.

Expelled - no.

Suspended, a few times. Needless to say my parents were not happy.

Yes, expelled. 1 day.

I told my teacher to get rid of HER moustache. I'm sorry but... it was distracting.

Nope, but I'm pretty sure I've done several things that were deserving of them.

Never been expelled or suspended, if I did my parents would freak. The most trouble I've ever gotten from school was in kindergarten. It was a special day, we were all going outside and the teacher was giving us our favorite snack that we rarely ever had: Doritos

As I'm lining up waiting for us to go outside, this boy was talking about our teachers body part. He said boobies, and I repeated him. My best friend ratted on me two seconds later for saying the word, I got a referral (written warning), sat inside the office, principle called my dad, dad had to get off from work early, etc. I did not have any of those doritos.

I've gotten detention so many times, I wouldn't remember all of the reasons even if I tried. 50% of the time I got detention because I was late to my classes, and the other 50% I got detention because I was either acting like a crazy bitch, I answered back or got angry, or I just simply tried to make a 7-hour day 'fun'.

There was one year where I had a terrible teacher for one of my classes, so if I got in trouble with her, my parents wouldn't get mad at me because I had a lot of issues with the teacher and so did literally every other student.

I've gotten suspended twice. One was for participating in a food fight and another time was for calling a teacher out.

I'm a mess.

Never.

Probably the worst things that happened to me at school was some bitch tried to one-up on me(I was innocent back then.. ) that got us both to the principal's office. I learn not to trust anybody that easily because of her. Surprisingly, she still became one of my friend(although not close) , but she's still the same manipulative bitch except I'm never a victim of hers of her scheme anymore.

I also got some punishment for being too late for class, probably akin to detention here in our country because I'm such a mess with getting up early for class. They ****ing put me into the library of all places. I don't even use that place.

During highschool and college, my teacher and my professor kicked me out from their classes for a day because I wasn't paying attention to their classes. I blame that on my unassesed ADHD that time.

Nothing serious but that's all folks.

The ****ing nerve.

No.

Expelled - I'm lucky I didn't....
I got suspended on my first day of fifth grade for 4 days. I got into a fight in the lunchroom and punched some kid in his eye. I got into other fights but got off the hook because of teachers that liked me.
And I've been "kept" home by the principles for a few weeks in middle school and a week in 9th grade because of suicidal talk/thoughts.

Yes for lewd conduct in the bathroom with another student.

Yess one time in elementary school becasue a teacher thought i was fingering a gurl at the lunch room table.. .. That day was horrible

and 2 times in HS one for a big fight that got like 35 of us suspend and one for instigating

Never.I was always clever and decent

Nah, I was always the teacher's pet.

My older brother spent more time on suspension than actually in school, though.

I almost got kicked out for telling teacher that he is homofobic. It was a pure mess.

That's stupid.. detention would have been reasonable.
But then again, I pushed a teacher and called her a bitch in elementary. They put me in counseling, I received no suspension/expelled.