Today a horde of gay barbarians descended upon Michele and Marcus Bachmann’s “pray away the gay” clinic and demanded that Marcus come out and discipline them for their “deviant” behavior.
Marcus Bachmann, who conducts “reparative therapy” at the clinic intended to convert homosexuals, has said that gays are “barbarians who need to be disciplined.” The horde requested to speak directly with Bachmann and experience some “discipline” for themselves.
When Marcus was no where to be found, the barbarians glittered the empty waiting room and reception area while chanting, “You can’t pray away the gay — baby, I was born this way!”
The action was organized by the same young man who threw glitter on Newt Gingrich, starting a national trend in political protest of anti-LGBT sentiments from political candidates and campaigns.
“Michele and Marcus Bachmann think gay people are barbarians?” asked LGBT activist Nick Espinosa. “I think its clear to everyone who the real barbarians are, based on the Bachmanns’ archaic views on LGBT equality.”
I can't believe these things exist, as if people actually want to waste thier damn time 'Praying away the Gay'; if god really exists, do they really think he gives a ****.
America, when it comes to equality, is far behind the UK.
It's funny, and i think it's appropriate considering NO one is going to change how they feel about gays. Let them revel in the divinity of their ignorance, but with a glittered office.
I can't believe these things exist, as if people actually want to waste thier damn time 'Praying away the Gay'; if god really exists, do they really think he gives a ****.
America, when it comes to equality, is far behind the UK.
You are saying nothing new. It's been like this for over 200 years.
I am sure the glitter is just a way to mock the whole entire experience. I know when people used to make fun of me, I would do something even gayer just because.
Anyhow, I approve. This whole entire thing of a person is a wreck.
