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Originally posted by Skin
I am a mess sis. I won't even deny it. 
The worst part about it though was that when I finally made it to the toilet... someone decided to sift in and take a piss right in front of me.
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That's not that bad. Lol...like 2 months ago my roommate came back blacked out as **** at like 3 am(waking me up if I might add.)
He couldn't even walk or do anything, so we put him up on the bed which was up lofted 6 feet in the air with a trash can and he started throwin up. Then his girfriend who was drunk too came in the room and her **** ass was like, "I wanna stay with him. Please can I sleep in here with him." I kept trying to kick her out cause I didn't want them ****ing up the rest of my night, but obviously no one could lift her up cause she was like 250+. So cause her fat ass wouldn't leave the room, I said whatever and she got up on the bed with him. So i go turn out the lights, close my eyes and wait to see if they fall asleep. Like 5 minutes later he starts puking all all over the bed, on the sheets, and all over her, and she's throwin up too. He tries to climb off the bed 6 feet in the air on the part where there isn't a ladder, and ends up making both of them fall off the bed on the floor. So I take the GF to her room, and he wanders off to the bathroom. I go and find him, and he's buttnaked, drawls left in the shower, throwing up in the sink, still blacked out. So I go find him a towel and bring him back to our room. I told him, "You really should change your sheets they're covered in ****." Obviously he didn't hear me so he climbs back up in his bed and falls asleep in his drying vomit.
Fun night that was.
