I don't think I can adequately prepare you for the makeup style Lady Gaga wore to an MTV Video Music Aid Japan event over the weekend, so I'm not going to try. Just take a deep breath and look.
You guys, she's got eyes painted on her eyelids with eyeshadow. So no matter what—eyes! EYES! EYES! EYES! Just so many eyes. They're everywhere. And they're looking at me. And they're trying to eat my soul.
As you can tell, this sort of freaks me out. I'm all for artistic statements made with makeup--hey, last week I was all about her Cleopatra eye makeup. But when you start painting other eyes on top of eyes, I guess that's where I draw the line.