One Touch, I'm That Quick
*****s With Dirty Faces Covered in ***
Three Slagzzz Xcept Heidi
Better in More Ways (Cos Mutya's Gone)
Time for a Change of Batteries (& Line Up)
Twatfights & Amelle Hogging the Spotlight
Sweet Jesus, 7 Girls Down!
Sugababes is an all girl/cyborg team who sing punk-rock-meets-mellow-jazz from England. They most notably known for their constant change of line up (or "upgrades") due to the members running on Windows 95; upon their three year warranty, they mysteriously are infected with malware known as "iGetReplaced" developed by the Apple company as revenge. They currently consist of longest running Bot 3: Heidi Smiley Range, the happy-go-lucky-Teacher made in Scouserland; Bot 4, the Cigarette Vending Machine made in Aldershot, Amelle Brrrrrrrap-baba; and Bot 5: Jade Ewe-ing, a Karaoke Machine found outside Los Angeles.
They most notably known for their constant change of line up (or "upgrades") due to the members running on Windows 95; upon their three year warranty, they mysteriously are infected with malware known as "iGetReplaced" developed by the Apple company as revenge. They currently consist of longest running Bot 3: Heidi Smiley Range, the happy-go-lucky-Teacher made in Scouserland; Bot 4, the Cigarette Vending Machine made in Aldershot, Amelle Brrrrrrrap-baba; and Bot 5: Jade Ewe-ing, a Karaoke Machine found outside Los Angeles.
Cowell needed to find another bot to replace her. They soon found Heidi Smiley Range who was stood outside by a rainbow as it rained sugar coated gum drops in Happy-Smiley-ville by Wigan. Together, all three recorded their biggest hit Smile Like Me in honour of Heidi's entrance into the group.
Time for a Change of Batteries (& Line Up) was Amelle's first real album and featured their biggest selling single: About Your Ugly Face (That means you Amelle), the video for it included a man running as fast as he could away from an extremely unfortunately looking girl to find a better and fitter girl. Despite this, no one really cared about the album as much as their previous albums. The group kept fighting and brought out another album called Twatfights & Amelle Hogging the Spotlight, again no one really cared. Because of this Amelle decided to go on a murder spree and kill innocent children to vent her ever present rage. When police tried to arrest her she murdered them too and to this day still murders anyone who tries to arrest her, hopefully one day she will be caught.
They began recording their album Sweet Jesus, 7 Girls Down! featuring the single Quiche Get Sexy, But She Didn't, So they Kicked Her Out. Little did Quiche know she was recording her final single.
“I THOUGHT that TITLE was a JK xoLOLxo”
~ Quiche-Lorraine on her being kicked out, direct quote from Twitter
Nadine is supposed to be the most messed-up girl in Girls Aloud, as prior to her "singing" career, she was a contract killer for the IRA. Her notable victims include Ross McWhirter in 1975 (a record number of bullets were used - that's dedication for you!). She is a fan of Star Trek and has appeared in around 56 episodes, playing the role of Gary Glitter. Contrary to popular belief, she is not actually Irish. It is a well-known fact that Mitchell was looking for a cultural icon, and ethnic superstar to form part of his mastermind girlband, and as no ethnic people live in the UK, Coyle was pressurised into pretending she was not English. After struggling to adopt a Jamaican and Russian accent, it was finally agreed that she was best at emulating the Irish dialect and from then onwards, she has been marketed as the non-white member of the group, in an attempt to appeal to cosmopolitan audiences.
