I can see Britney Spears having sex. I can see Rihanna having sex. I can see (and have seen) Ke$ha having sex. I can see most rappers having sex. But which celebrities can't you see having sex? For me, the main artist I can't imagine doin' the downtown roll-a-round is Beyoncé. For some reason, I just can't picture Beyoncé singing all of these female empowerment songs and then subsequently getting on her knees to blow Jay-Z. It upsets my stomach every time. I mean, in general, anything involving sex with Jay-Z would upset my stomach. I digress. The reason this question came about was because someone literally asked me, "Are you asexual?" And I replied with, "Last time I checked, I can't produce offspring on my own." I only knew of the term "asexual" in a biological sense, as in, "a mode of reproduction by which offspring arise from a single parent, and inherit the genes of that parent only." I had no idea that it could also mean "the lack of interest in and desire for sex." That put things into perspective for me -- people must not see me as a sexual person. Perfectly understandable, because although I'm friendly, I'm also, for the most part, cold and indifferent.
Do you have that one friend who you can't ever picture doin' the horizontal mambo? Do you have any celebrities in mind who you don't see as having sex?
I wanna hear 'em.
...Vin
