I watch a lot of telenovelas and learned how to faint without anyone else noticing that im acting. I was at a store once and broke some wine bottle that probably costed more than my whole yearly check. I freaked the hell out because i refused to pay for such nonsense. Since no one else noticed yet i fainted and fell. Once a store employee found me laying there in the puddle of wine so helplessly, she then screamed. She rushed to get some alcohol cotton balls and tried to wake me up. I told them i was diabetic and that i couldnt wait for an ambulance because i had my pills in my car. They wanted to escort me to my car but i REFUSED so i kept screaming for my medication that i was feeling weak. They let me go and i dipped the hell out.

I also like doing the full slave for u choreo whenever it comes on in public.

the same exact thing happened to me except with butter

You're psycho.

how much do you make and what store was this?

I show my face.

I dont make much. About 8.25 an hour. I wasnt going to leave that store liquidated, i can barely feed myself.

the last part made me scream for some reason

I go to malls and yell to the ROOFTOPS about Tevin Campbell

Where's your Oscar?

I breathe.

omg. lit

Bish go to school, and put your time in getting an education.

I used to fall down on purpose for attention too OMG
One time I was in Best Buy and I did it because no one would help me, but then a worker came up to me and asked "Did you just fall on purpose? " so NEVER AGAIN