Kiss a guy in front of them

People believe what they want to believe at the end of the day

ff I feel you sis

Come out.

Lol sometimes that doesn't even help.

Blast Beyonce in front of their face and say Yas Hunty

suck a dick in front of them and they will get it

Blast Halsey throughout the house and then they'll know for sure that you're gay.

leave your dilldough on your dresser already lubed up and ask your mom to go get you some socks out of the drawer

edit: also, add a few pieces of corn and some brownie mix on it too.

play kylie minogue and prance around in kitten heels and a crop top with capris and sip a strawberry margarita while wearing a bianca del rio-caked face.

When people see the opposite genders together, the general assumption is that they're in a relationship. Parents (generally) are nosy (thank God mine isn't ) especially about personal relationships and things you're trying to hide from them

I've been there so many times

This. Coming out does not work all the time. I came out to my mom two years ago and she still talks about me having a wife and thinking all my female friends are my girlfriends.

it's either hopeful thinking or they know your ass is a homo and they're waiting for you to say something without directly asking or suggesting

My brother did this to me forever