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Which are these drags are the best?
Why of these pressed Urban Dictionary posts do you agree with?
Beyonce
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1.Highly overrated.
2.Horrible example for the young, black, female youth of today.
3.Using ghost writers in order to be taken seriously as an artist.
4.Lyp-syncing and always getting away with it.
5.Not knowing how to actually dance but always getting away with it.
6.Payola.
7.Hyped up to be a legend when in reality, they are no different from any other contemporary singer out today.
8.2nd rate, immitation of Tina Turner/Diana Ross/Donna Summer/Josephine Baker.
9.Releasing rushed albums with plenty of filler but still managing to successfully sell and sweep at award shows.
10.Sabotaging a loved one's career.
Beyonce won five Grammys but only deserved one. "Dangerously In Love" was "Dangerously In Fillers" and the majority agrees.
Billed to be the greatest vocalist of today when in reality, contemporaries like Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, and the legendary Mariah Carey can sing circles around Beyonce.
75% of Beyonce's performances have been lyp-synced, usually using a pre-recorded backing track instead of the studio recording. A recent example would be the "Deja Vu" performance at BET Awards '06.
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Lady Gaga
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A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
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Taylor Swift
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Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.
Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.
But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-**** crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?
Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
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Rihanna
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1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
britney spears hillbilly ignorant britney spears
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P!nk
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p!nk
A ugly **** who can't sing, can't dance, can't do anything. She does hide her dick well though, it's hard to notice a *****.
Dude look at those chicks! The hot one is kissing a P!nk, nasty lesbo.
#lesbian
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Miley Cyrus
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miley cyrus
Someone who could kill Chuck Norris with her singing.
miley cyrus - NOBODY's PERFECTTT! I GOT TO WORKK IT AGAIN AnD AGAIN TILL I GETT IT RIGHHTTT!!!
Chuck Norris - Ahhhh, I'm dying!
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