Lady Gaga: Prince Charles 'Is a Reptilian Shapeshifter'
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Lady Gaga says that she saw Prince Charles 'shapeshift' into a reptilian in front of her many times after telling senior staff that the next King Of England 'is not human'.The pop star said that he had switched between human form and that of an 8-foot-tall reptile on multiple occasions when she met him in private at the recent Royal Variety Performance in London on Dec. 7, and continued to flash between the two forms throughout her performance at the star-studded event, as a way to 'keep her in line', in the bizarre claims
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She claims she also saw him shapeshift in the audience while she performed her song A Million Reasons. “His face in the crowd flashed between human and reptile. I could see his reptile teeth glistening in the light from the other side of the room.”
Lady Gaga would stare at her stylist when he cut her hair with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes.
Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the *****s" magazine that when he confronted her about it, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....
"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling"
"YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS ****"
Michael is living in an undisclosed location for the protection of his family.