What bills/laws would your fave pass? What kind of president would they be?
Halsey would truly be the New Americana and lead this country to greatness. It would be renamed the United Badlands of America and weed would be fully legalized on the first day. She would also pass laws that require twitter trolls to register as Chronic Internet Hate Offenders (The CIHO initiative) and that everyone has to recite the bridge of Colors before they go to bed every night. Closer would be the new national anthem. Her VP would be Troye Sivan to win her the gays. The First Man would be the guy from the Chainsmokers. Melanie Martinez was her opposing (losing) candidate. She would have a scandal involving a lesbian love affair and then try to retract her bisexuality.
Mariah would increase the number of federal holidays tenfold. So many #Festive #Moments She would also probably lower the drinking age to 18, and Christmas would be at least a month long, a Ramadan tea.