I just received another dream job opportunity, after going through 2 tough, demanding interviews and a few tests.

Why do I interview so well while other applicants are left in the dust? Is it my confidence, my impressive experience for someone of a young age, my intelligence, my natural charisma, a mixture of the four, or something else entirely?

Oh, and I guess share your interview stories or something, yawn.

Yes, I know how to sell myself.

Yes. No wonder I currently have 8 jobs.

I'm decent. They can be not bad at all if you're calm and collected

Well I only had 1 so far and I got accepted, so I guess I did a good job

No.

That's nice, but why do I interview so well?

Maybe you're a sociopath?

Must be from all those Swift interviews

I didnt think so, but i still got the job

I've gotten every job I've interviewed for but 1. I've only had 5 job interviews in total. 2 of which before I graduated high school so I guess so.

last interview i had 2 job offers - so yes.

I'm decent

Omg probably.
If I can't think of an answer to a question immediately I'm like "I think for me..." to stall a bit. And my ability to humblebrag is so good too.

VERY.

I try to make the person laugh honestly

Yes. I always finish them wondering why I was so nervous.

uh, I'm good at job interviews my kindness, my awkward and quirky-ish manners always get me every single job I apply for