When I was in Washington D.C., we passed a Scientology Center and a bunch of people were passing out leaflets.

But they didn't approach me specifically.

They wouldn't want me.

Gaga.

Yes. The Homosexuals

I was listening to a song on my phone during my lunch break. As I walk across the street to go back to work, these two guys (around my age) in suits come up to me. They start asking me my name, what music I was listening to, and then handed me a card so I could join The ______ of ______ ___ ______.

Yes, they call themselves Christians.

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Yes. #SpiritCooking

#SpiritCookingSquad

A few years ago while i was on the bus this old lady sat next to me and i was listening Born This Way ( ) and she started talking to me about ha church and Jesus and then lent me a leaflet i don't remember if it was a jewish or mormon church but i didn't even heard what she was telling me cause Hair was blasting on my headphones and she just went talking for like 10 minutes

I used to go to a Baptist church, so yes

Yes. I was shopping in Milan alone a year ago, and I passed by the Scientology center. A guy stopped me and told me if I wanted to try their quick test. I had nothing else to do, so I did. I faked a German accent and said I was from Austria and they were like "I have a friend from Austria who speaks EXACTLY like you!" I was CACKLING
Anyway, I took their test which consisted of 200 questions, and they basically analyzed my personality. They didn't tell me anything new, they tried to sell me their stuff but I was like nein, so I left.

The same thing happened to me yesterday! I was waiting for a friend at the station and these two approached me while I was listening to music with my headphones. They were like, "come ti chiami?" and I was like "uhh... English?" and I said my name was Jonas and that I was from Azerbaijan (). Then they handed me this card and I was like "NET BABUSHKA!" and they started insulting me in Italian... but I was pretending to be Azerbaijani so I had to pretend I didn't know what they were saying.

Jesus was trying to save you and you didn't listen?

I went through the same thing when I was abroad. Was it near the Duomo?

They dragged me in and made me watch a video. I told them I had to go to class and left

Yes, in Via Torino. They were really nice to me, and the video didn't work, so I didn't even have to watch it dd

I stole a scientology leaflet as a souvenir when I passed a scientology church in Frankfurt. I'd never seen one before that.

Yeah, I got approached by Jehovah's Witnesses like a year ago Not sure if it's a cult but it's still an unorthodox form of christianity, so...