Not really weird but yesterday I was woken up by my parents having a full-blown argument over whether the cat was a virgin or not

I want to meet your parents

I once over heard 2 of my teachers dissing this other teacher behind her back., at one point they called her a "ugly bitch". I was shook

this isn't weird but it was just awkward; today in the school library, I overheard these two boys talking about having unprotected sex and they were like rIGHT behind me as if I was deaf or something

One morning a couple of weeks ago I walked past a pair of 12 year old girls and one was saying something along the lines of "Well, why the **** would I do that? It's not like I want my mum to watch me getting recorded having a fight"

So what was the conclusion

when i was in high school i'll never forget the time i heard two girls talking about old guys they still thought were hot and one of the girls said she had a crush on the other girl's grandfather when she was younger. i wonder if she'd still **** him now

The other day at work I was playing Pandora and 2 On came on and my boss was like "oh I love this song they always play this at the strip club"

Guys talking about not eating ***** or ass

If only you could hear the convos that go on in teachers staff rooms It's brutal. One of my classes was really small and only had like 6 students and our teacher would come and tell us everything that was going down.

You should have asked to join