You're an ant climbing up a dirt mound. Rough, back-breaking, thankless life, but knowing "Mr. Fad" will lose keeps your small ant body moving. As you climb, you feel a heat growing on your back. Stronger, and stronger. Suddenly it's unbearable and you feel like your back is on FIRE. The moment you turn your head around to see the source, BAM - your ant body instantly combusts into flames, brutally ending your life. But not before you caught a glimpse of Lady Gaga, holding a magnifying glass in the sunlight, smiling down on you like the face of GOD.
GAGA WON.
Nobody cares about Perez anymore and his flop ass blog. Meanwhile, GrammyGa will be at the Super Bowl in 2017. #1 everywhere on day 1. Must suck to lose this hard? Never been through that, never experienced that emotion hihi
Why is it that the monsters spent a good chunk of 2011 explaining that Amazon discounting albums has nothing to do with Gaga, yet people are still trying it 5 years on?
