This is STILL the better tumblr fanfic, treadmill hacker girl can take a seat.
It's funny, but pretty damn scary that quite of sizable part of the youth is tumblred like this, hope for the sake of humanity they grow out of that cause..
What kind of mastermind secret agent ultra-intelligent Wiki leaks-esque data prodigious computer program graduating shut-down-the-system Matrix solving artificial intelligent 1101010011110101 ass hacker ? All on a PHONE? While doing ha squats and getting THAT ass? This bish needs to hack my faves chart positions when it releases October 21st.
Girl: Hey you whistled at me and I really didn't like that, can I hack your treadmill with my phone?
Boy: Hey. Hmm that sounds like a decent idea, but I'll need to see something in return. Take a selfie of us, post it to your Facebook and if you get 5,000 likes and 100 comments, it's a deal. Alright?
she did that
Was it a magazine???
? All on a PHONE? While doing ha squats and getting THAT ass? This bish needs to hack my faves chart positions when it releases October 21st.