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Originally posted by Mettaton
How the hell do you whitewash Mulan?
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Cast everyone person currently working in Hollywood, take someone like Jenifer Lawrence and doll her up in makeup and give her a traditional Chinese hairstyle. Cast someone like Taylor Lautner as the general and make him grow his hair out or spike it to make him look more Asian. Oh, and add a random native American so there is a claim of diversity.
This whole film best be field with Asians though. This is a movie about China. Where my hot Chinese boys/girls at.