Not Gaga being absolutely delusional.
Not the panel mocking Rihanna.
Not Rihanna calling Beyonce out for the fact that her speaking voice was cracking but her singing voice was pitch perfect on the VMAs.
Not Ariana pulling a Kat Valentine and the panel not being here for it.
Not Rihanna reading Britney and her vma "performance".
Not Britney accusing Beyoncé of stealing.
Not Madonna making a grand entrance.
Not Beyonce getting all excited because she thought she was being invited to the panel and turning out to be Missy Elliot.
