post something you say when you're drunk
this one is me

At the club: "Ok... Let's go then"

When I'm rolling also: "Oh my god, I Love you SO ****ing much. You're SUCH an amazing person. And THIS beat. DAMN Ugh, I just feel so gooood"

Last week: "Make out with me or I am going to out you"

Oh my God, you're literally my best friend

wish you were here

''you're kinda cute, well barely, well not really ... let's make out''

i literally said that to some ghey at some club when i was drunk af

Hey, y'all got a cigarette?
**** off, y'all

I changed my mind I'm not drunk anymore.

but when i think about it, i always start talking about atrl things... not literally about atrl, but stanning, pop music, celeb news and flamebaity stuff. i pretend i'm not obsessed with these things when i'm sober tbh.

"You're soooooo beautiful inside!!!!" which I say to everyone even to people I hate.

"Woo, let's get this party started"
"We do have a lot in common with each other!"
"That's so funny"
"I like you"
"I'm hungry, let's order a pizza"
"Blargh" *pukes*

"I want hash browns"

"A beer sounds good right now"

I never say it otherwise

guys like i swearrr we're gonna be besssst friends after this you're so funny

and then never talk to them again

Every time someone asks me this, I always charge them 50p/cig. Cigs here are expensive and ain't for free like bye.

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I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! YAS!!

Me: *takes sixth shot* YAS I love this song binch!!
friend: I can't do this
Me: *Heidi Klum voice* [grabs face] "I'm sorry. You're out"

I just start telling people all the things I like about them and how I'm happy we're friends and occasionally I call my ex.

I love you