....in history?

no.

Nope. They got my coins on lock.

Smh explain how it still can be (unquestionably) considered the best?

Perfect Illusion will save it

Nobody is saying it will be the best but there's no point ruling it out as uneventful and not noteworthy when it hasn't even taken place yet

yep, but they're saving the big update for 8.

Apple peaked at 5S, if not at 4.

Yes

A lot of its "fans" are always considering flocking to the superior Samsung. They can't take it anymore

You're so desperate to tear down Apple it's ridiculous

yes, but I don't need the fireworks...

When is this coming out?

It's going to be very eventful. People who buy iPhone know they're getting the best phone on the market. The fact that it just gets better every year is amazing. People who buy iPhones are smart enough to not pour champagne on them or put them into fish tanks. I guess it's just a sense of pride, we treat our devices with respect.

I honestly can't wait. I'll be baking a cake for the event

My iPhone 6 has been slowing down the last few weeks. It's weird. It's lagging while I type sometimes. Is Apple trying to make me upgrade?

The delusion.
Apple is HUGE still in America and in overseas markets like China. Apple will remain unbothered.

But...but...no headphone jack.

Superior? Not when peoples Note 7 batteries explode while charging

You tried though

This nn

I upgraded my 6 to a 6S which was a complete waste of time I don't even use 3D touch or whatever its called and now upgrading from that to the 7 seems to be just as pointless...

I cannot form to Samsung and comic sans though

Around the end of September, like usual