Member Since: 1/29/2012
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"CheatBB safe and sound? Nah, this Fox is a hound!"
A hearty cackle escapes the decidedly sore mouth of one Samantha Fox as, her eyes sparkling with merriment, she closes her web browser (the lovely fan tribute from Mozilla, Firefox, of course) and its plethora of articles exposing the rig. Our heroine's mouth has good reason to be sore—for the fourth time in as many days, Samantha has just spent two hours practicing her marshmallow-stuffing technique. Today's showing has been the best thus far, and Sam is feeling accomplished.
"Good work, Sam, girl," she giggles with enthusiasm, literally patting herself on the back as she says it. Given the size of her ample bosom, reaching over her chest proves to be quite the Sisyphean task, but Samantha perseveres and, as with most things she attempts, ultimately succeeds. Not that she'd ever go so far as to brag.
Instead, Sam decides to do some charity work. In need of a lighter atmosphere, she excitedly floats to the turntable and settles on the 12" maxi-single of 1987's I Promise You (Get Ready), her #58 UK singles chart $ma$h. "Oh, how I've missed this one," she muses to herself, reflecting with horror on the weeks she'd spent unable to listen to her old records.
Now humming along to the groovy mixes, Sam reaches for her makeup bag's Sharpie before sitting down to her daily stack of 8" x 12" glossies. "Well, these aren't going to sign themselves," she chirps, a broad smile decorating her visage. After taking just a minute or two to admire her similarly beaming face peeking back from the prints before her, Samantha tackles the pile, scribbling a personalized message on the very first one:
Marinara, darling,
Are you ready for the rematch?
Everyone's Sam, Fantastic Ms. Fox
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mess most atrl's will probably end up being worth more than $150k tragic.
