Post titles of what would be some of the shortest books ever written.

A couple examples...








Keep it cute gurls.

The Best Vocal Warmup for Performers by Britney Spears
Flabby Flop: Exercise Away Your Stress by Christina Aguilera
Going the Distance, From Absolute Zero to America's Hero by Lee Dewyze
Preventing Indecent Exposure by Janet Jackson
Set Free: Breaking Away From the Shadow of Queen Beyonce by Keri Hilson
Sexy and Savvy by Perez Hilton
Confessions of an International Flop by Lady GaGa
Capturing Eternal Youthfulness by Madonna
Respect by Mel Gibson
Disappointments: A Memoir by Beyonce Knowles
Essentials to Beauty Volume 1: Hygiene by Ke$ha
Looking Ahead: Lindsay Lohan's Recollections and Hopes for the Future

Natural Beauty by Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

Soon to be... Flop This Way by Lady Gaga.

Considering she doesn't flop, that really would be the shortest book ever! Good job.

What You Need to Know about Contraception by Lil Wayne, epilogue by Flavor Flav

- Hygiene and shampoo usage - KE$HA
-How to make successful album - Legendary Christina Aguilera
-Jail diaries - Paris Hilton
-How to survive without cocaine - Lindsay Lohan
-Hide your sexuality - Justin Bieber, co-written by Ricky Martin
-Diet & Working out - Christina Aguilera
-How to stay calm when your girlfriend is making you nervous - Chris Brown
-English Vocabulary and social interaction - Christina Aguilera, Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim
-Eat whatever you want and stay slim - Victoria Beckham
-Dress to impress - Cher

@ these titles and the irony

Songwriting - by Beyonce Knowles


except she didnt actually write it

I'm sure you have a good one about Xtina too. Share it

OMFG

Why do people act like Kelly Clarkson is the fattest person in the world?

Why I Love Minorities by Mel Gibson
How to Get Laid by Joe Jonas
How to Not Get Laid by Bristol Palin
Why I Don't Do Drugs by Amy Winehouse with special Crack Is Whack poem by Whitney Houston
How to Be Original by Beyonce
My Life In High School by Taylor Swift
How to Stay Relevant by Ciara
The Pathway to Redemption by Lindsay Lohan
What to Expect When You Hit Puberty by Justin Bieber