You introduce the kids to a little foundation and some mascara and suddenly they become raccoon-eyed, zombie-vampire hybrids and from there it's just a slippery slope to angsty "I'm not a preppy bitch" interviews and C-list gigs with your super alternative band where you make super alternative bad choices like flashing your just-out-of-the-training-bra breasts for old dudes with weird Dr. Seuss fetishes and preteens who would rather be at a Justin Beiber concert but your tickets were waaay cheaper and you're still mildly cool in their books because you're that girl who plays second third fiddle to Blake Lively and Leighton Meester on that show that was cool for like a season or two but is totally losing its steam and speaking of that show it's really been a total drag lately having to show up to film one scene every 3 episodes and having to go all the way to the bank with the stupid fat check they give you for pffting and rolling your eyes for the cameras because at the end of the day acting isn't even your passion and it's totally distracting you from being the Kurt Cobain of your generation.
You introduce the kids to a little foundation and some mascara and suddenly they become raccoon-eyed, zombie-vampire hybrids and from there it's just a slippery slope to angsty "I'm not a preppy bitch" interviews and C-list gigs with your super alternative band where you make super alternative bad choices like flashing your just-out-of-the-training-bra breasts for old dudes with weird Dr. Seuss fetishes and preteens who would rather be at a Justin Beiber concert but your tickets were waaay cheaper and you're still mildly cool in their books because you're that girl who plays second third fiddle to Blake Lively and Leighton Meester on that show that was cool for like a season or two but is totally losing its steam and speaking of that show it's really been a total drag lately having to show up to film one scene every 3 episodes and having to go all the way to the bank with the stupid fat check they give you for pffting and rolling your eyes for the cameras because at the end of the day acting isn't even your passion and it's totally distracting you from being the Kurt Cobain of your generation.
But her face looks so much worse. 
