Ive never dumped anyone all the 6 boyfriends I have... but longest relationship was 3 years.
oh wait you mean as someones else? I dunno a lot! I broke this one husband and wife up when I did not did anything wrong and my ex and my bestie but was not my fault! I did her a favour.
I ended my male professor's 15 year marriage with his wife when I specifically planned for her to come into the classroom while me and him were going at it very roughly and I made sure to lock eye contact with her to establish my dominance and the look of horror on her face as she realized that she was in real life and not a nightmare was priceless.
Just kidding, I'm not a monster or in college yet.
I am pretty lonely, but things are getting better and more joyful 