For me, it's when he chews like a cow with his mouth open. EVERY MEAL. Tonight I secretly wanted to throw him off the balcony, just listening to him chew like a disgusting maniac while I chew so elegantly. Like, who taught him chewing like that is okay? That it's not disgusting? I am disgusted and almost at the tipping point of talking to him about it.
When he talks to other people he tries to act cool and calm so he loses the 'bass' in his voice and he sounds like like one of those family counselors that's all like 'it's all gonna be fine, we're here in a calm, centered place' and it honestly annoys the **** out of me.
nnn; Not a bf or ex-bf, but the OP reminds my of my friend from Taiwan who I once hosted for a couple of days. Every single time we had food he ate like a ****ing pig. Like, he was incapable of using forks and knives properly and it always made me so damn mad and I had to hide it. He picked up his meat with his knife, brought his mouth down to the plate, bit off chunks and then dropped it again. WHO TF DOES THAT.