"He has nice hair"

this is a conversation between my roommate and a guy she was hooking me up with

"Wow, he is literally so cute. And tall. And talented. And funny! And cute! And his outfit? I live."

Shy.

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"The ass on that girl"

it really depends on the person.

He's pretty big! He's super tall! He's always smiling! He's too damn happy; I think he's hiding something! He's always singing! Like ALWAYS singing! I think I saw him dancing, too… like what's up with that?

"Eww"

"Who's that god over there? I'd better bow down."

"Look at that boring guy."

"He seems shy."

after I opened up

"What a pretentious snob!"

''No wonder no one likes him''

2016: Who the f**k is this b***h, and why should I care?
2018: Wait...she's actually kinda famous now. Good for her I guess.
2020: Yeah, you know that girl Rose Mulet? I knew her first
2022: OMG I LOVE YOU
2024: I'M LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'VE BEEN THERE FOR YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING, PLEASE SIGN YOUR AUTOGRAPH FOR ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

And I'll sign it, because I love you too my lovely flower petals