Omg. Bless this thread. I had a nearly traumatic, internship-ending experience last week.
I'm working at a tech company this summer and us interns were put into 3 competing groups and assigned a project. Well, our team project manager (we'll call him Dan) was pretty cute. But I didn't think anything of it cause I try not to be thirsty at the office, it's unprofessional.
Well, that was until one day when Dan stood up after our meeting and he had a b*ulge. And it went down a good distance along his inner thigh. I don't know if he realized it was there, but gorls it was one of the longest I'd ever seen, and through pants no less. I was SHOOK! And then the thirst hit...I had to find out more
So I did some investigating on FB and we had a mutual friend (we'll call him Chris) who was a "sis" that I knew, so I contacted him and asked about Dan. My sis quickly picked up on the fact that I was interested beyond just general curiosity. So I told him about the b*ulge incident and how it left me feenin'.

Chris told me that Dan was unfortunately straight, but he had heard from his female friends that Dan was HUNG. Apparently, Dan got a lot of action cause a lot of girls were curious to find out if the rumors of him being hung were true. Chris told me the rumors were that Dan was working with 9 inches.
It
should have ended there...
But the next day at work, Chris and I were still talking, catching up, and swapping tea about other things over text. Then Dan came by and sat down in my line of view. His back was facing me. I thought it'd be funny, so I took a pic of his back side and messaged Chris:
"
My 9 inch dad his cakes are perchT ".
And we kiki'd and it was over.
The next day, we had a group meeting. I went in there like any other day and for one reason or another Dan's computer wouldn't connect to the TV in the conference room. So he asked if he could use my computer. I nonchalantly handed him my laptop. It was still off. He plugged it in, THEN turned it on. So everyone was free to see whatever windows I had up the previous night (since that's the option I set...to open all the windows on start-up).
Welp... I
forgot iMessage had been up from the night before and that was the first thing that popped up. ALL of my text messages were laid out for the entire room of 7 people to read...and the worst part...the thread with Chris was the one that was highlighted...

...bitch my neck got HOT.
Luckily, Chris and I had exchanged a few more casual, chill messages later the previous night so the picture of Dan and the "9 inch dad" comment were just outside the iMessage window. But I realized it was only off the screen by ONE text message. If Dan accidentally scrolled up even the slightest, he and the rest of room would have seen my inappropriate, creepy picture of his back side coupled with an inappropriate, creepy comment about his penis.
I snatched that laptop back so fast!
I didn't even bother to gently pull out the TV adapter. I just pulled the laptop like a crazy person. I was sooooo ****ing scared.

This happened in the span of like 3-5 seconds after I saw my messages pop up on the TV screen.
I looked around to see what people had read like...
...and one of the girls assured me that the wall of texts and the small amount of time the screen was up made it hard to read anything. Everyone agreed. They all just chuckled like "it's all good". I got soooo lucky. It could have been the worst day of my life for a very long time.
Moral of the story, don't take pictures of your co-workers or talk inappropriately about their anatomy.
