Based on this map, it seems unlikely a 35 millions people country having such a huge impact on a 300 millions one

Nope. We do everything for them yet they still always make fun of us.

It's because they are the superior species

Colorado slaying with Suisse

Yes

Yes

May someone tell me why the relationship between Canadians and Americans is so....not bad but not really good either?

Nevah!!
The US likes Canada, but Canadians don't really like Americans (like the rest of the world)

We'd find other ways.

I thought it was the US that don't like Canada

We want each other dead

Easily

Canada couldn't survive without America since they copy a lot of what we do e.g. DRAKE

That's Nevada

Of course

why are the biggest pop stars Canadians then? Drake, Bieber, Carly Rae, Alessia Cara... not to mention the past ones...for such a small country such a huge proportion of stars

Excuse you MaRy, all of the above are heavily influenced Americans. Drake is a part of Young Money, an American label, Justin Bieber's mentor is Usher, an American. Carly Rae and Alessia Cara are not some of the biggest pop stars either

In one sentence you've mentioned all that Canada has to offer (including the Weeknd). In proportion to America's stars, it is still small

it doesn't matter who they work with talent is Canadian

I forgot the biggest star of 2015 the Weeknd

Then I could mention Shania, Celine, Nelly, Avril, Alanis, but I'll leave your scalp intact

Well, first of all what country would be north of us if Canada weren't there?

hell no