What are some lyrics that you misheard?

I'll start:

Rihanna, "Diamonds"
She says: "eye to eye, so alive"
I misheard: "I'm too high, so I lie"

"I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."

Spice Girls - 2 Become 1

The real one: "Wanna make love to ya baby"
What I thought: "Wanna make love to your baby"

Rihanna - Hard

They can say whatever,
I'ma do whatever,
No penis forever...

!!!

Taylor Swift
Real: "you look like bad news"
Misheard: "you look like brand news"

Pa pa pa pokerface pa pa pokerface

When in fact she says Pa pa pa F*** her face

One I never knew until I had an argument with a friend is in Sing by My Chemical Romance

Lyrics: Children that talk about it, living on the webways
What I always thought: Children that can talk about it, living on the railways

Does she really?

I thought I was right when I heard that

Marina and the diamonds- Primadonna girl ... I once heard " I really don't know why its such a big dild*"

"Some Nights" - fun.

What I heard: "You wouldn't believe the most amazing things that could come from some terrible lies."
What it actually was: "You wouldn't believe the most amazing things could come from some terrible nights."

I like what I heard more.

Just Dance

Where are my keys I lost my phone

Me: Where are my knees I lost my bone

Same

Well, I think the censored version is like the first you heard though
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We had a hilarious forum like this last year!

Hmm...let me think

Me:"I use the penis for pleasure, nothing can measure"
Rihanna: "The pain is my pleasure, nothing can measure"


Noo

Same

Empire state of mind
Alicia says " Concrete jungle where dreams are made of"
first time I heard it "concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

Instantly looked it up to make sure I was wrong, thank god I was.

I screamed at this.