You are so not ancient. Also, lovely to see you joining this sad attempt! I also have not heard more than a couple of albums but that's why I don't do all albums Tell us some of your favorite songs, or artists, or shows even! Let's see what you've been up to!
Color me surprised, but I found quite a few 2016 singles I at least liked? Here, in some sort of order, are numbers twenty through fifty one:
Modern Act (Cloud Nothing)
Water (Ra Ra Riot featuring Rostam)
My Church (Maren Morris)
In Common (Alicia Keys)
Into You (Ariana Grande)
When We Were Young (Adele)
Needed Me (Rihanna)
8 (Circle) [Bon Iver]
On Hold (the xx)
Peter Pan (Kelsea Ballerini)
That's My Girl (Fifth Harmony)
Kill v. Maim (Grimes)
Boy Problems (Carly Rae Jepsen)
Drone Bomb Me (ANOHNI)
Hold Up (Beyoncé)
This Girl (Kungs v. Cooking on 3 Burners)
The Wheel (PJ Harvey)
Run Sister Run (Cass McCombs)
Slumber Party (Britney Spears featuring Tinashe)
Night Moves (Carl Sagan)
Adore Life (Savages)
Dang! (Mac Miller featuring Anderson Paak)
Why So Lonely (Wonder Girls)
Shut Up Kiss Me (Angel Olsen)
Oooouu (Young Ma)
Sorry (Beyoncé)
Side to Side (Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj)
Somebody Else (The 1975)
Party Politics (The Rhythm Method)
Honey/I Wanna Be (Katy B)
Into You (Ariana Grande)
When We Were Young (Adele)
Needed Me (Rihanna)
Boy Problems (Carly Rae Jepsen)
Hold Up (Beyoncé)
Slumber Party (Britney Spears featuring Tinashe)
Sorry (Beyoncé)
Side to Side (Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj)
Into You (Ariana Grande)
When We Were Young (Adele)
Needed Me (Rihanna)
8 (Circle) [Bon Iver]
On Hold (the xx)
Kill v. Maim (Grimes)
Boy Problems (Carly Rae Jepsen)
Drone Bomb Me (ANOHNI)
Hold Up (Beyoncé)
The Wheel (PJ Harvey)
Run Sister Run (Cass McCombs)
Adore Life (Savages)
Shut Up Kiss Me (Angel Olsen)
Sorry (Beyoncé)
Side to Side (Ariana Grande/Nicki Minaj)
Somebody Else (The 1975)