I guess you need a push-up bra

Rih if the WHYB video is in B&W I will read you for filth...for about a day and then still love you

Cheryl, babe, quit smoking . And remove this tattoo from your neck.

Please sign up for some ****ing singing lessons. At this point, it isn't even really shade.

Nicki, if you have to make up an album full of whack ass genres and tell people its "roman" because you can't say that it's your desire to go mainstream, its a sign that your end is near

Oldass bitch start innovating again.

Gaga, girl did I see your penis during the Bad Romance video?
Rihanna, bitch you need to attend as many vocal classes as hair styles you have!
Mariah I got gotdamn well that is not a roll I see in your stomach?
Bey, Blue Ivy still does not exist!!!
...I need to think of others lol

What's a Goldfrapp?

Is that some sort of coffee?

Rih, put some clothes on your a role model like it or not.
and please get this era together i cant with it

Oh guys, This is on the outside looking in. K?


Nicki you simple bitch, Stop dressing like an idiot, put out a very lyrical type song, and stop with the ********.

Beyonce, get a personality, and don't come back until next year, spend quality time with your baby daughter and husband, stop overworking.

Rihanna, stop acting like a bad ass, if you were such a bad ass why did you let...nevermind. And another thing, work on those dance moves and vocals, live up to your popstar success

Mariah I love you girl, but STOP acting like you are in your 20s, You are 40 years old with toddler twins and married, don't put out anymore "Touch My Body or Obsessed" type songs, grow with your music..