Are these the dumbest lyrics ever?

(Not shading - I find them hilarious and fun; perfect for a pop song).

It's a bit extreme to say dumbest lyrics ever when Donatella exists

Surfboard

Really am*

5 Seconds Of Summer's lyrics, though...

OMG! WTT!
Aww girl we been through hell about it!
Then I see our friends and...
Everybody's so excited!
I'm standing over you eating juicy fruits till it gets in your eye!

Natalina La Rose's "Around The World" lyrics are dumb, but it's still a bopT

What's that Heart Attack lyric about basketballs, Barbie dolls, and poor hygiene? I pick that.

Don't tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We're cool for the summer

Wont wash my hair..and make it bounce like a basketball

Demetria gurrl

Surfboard & Watermelon = Drunk In Love

First name is free.
Last name is dom.

Come to think of it, Beyoncé's 'Daddy' lyrics are beyond creepy.

Don't be scared cause I'm your body type

Steaming like a pot full of vegetables...

I smell your breath, it makes me cry...

When you're ready come and get it nananana.....

Won't wash my hair then make them bounce like a bsketball....

Don't tell your mother, it's cool for the summer...

Fresher than you, hoe...

Is that your bitch over there
Giving me an ugly stare
The one with the silicon ass and the Brazilian hair

Ciara sis...

Did you just die? Cuz I did.

That intro secretly slays

The Demetria lashings as usual