Rhubarb Lady: You Pinocchio ****in' nose — go mind your own business!
Fence Lady: Why don't you?

Rhubarb Lady: Why don't you?

Fence Lady: Why don't you grow your own?

Rhubarb Lady: This is not your ****ing property, go somewhere else!

Fence Lady: [Something something] my property ...

Rhubarb Lady: **** you! Go mind your own business!

Fence Lady: NoooOOOO. You just don't know what's right and wrong, do you?

Rhubarb Lady: You're a ****ing *****!

Fence Lady: You like to steal.

Rhubarb Lady: You stick your nose in everybody's ****ing business — this is goddamn alley property, bitch!

Fence Lady: No, it's not!

Rhubarb Lady: This don't have your name on it. Where's your name, bitch? Where's your name, bitch? Where your name?

Fence Lady: Where's my name?

Rhubarb Lady: Where's your ****ing name on this alley property, bitch?

Fence Lady: Where's yours?

Rhubarb Lady: This is anybody that wants to pick it!

Fence Lady: No, it's not!

Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.

Fence Lady: Okay, if it's anybody's property, why don't you come up here and mow it?

Rhubarb Lady: Because my lawnmower was stolen, bitch, by a ****ing pig!

Fence Lady: Oh, yeah, right.

Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, you know the Iranian pigs around here that don't steal? That's who it was stolen by, bitch.

Fence Lady: So that's why you're so mad and you steal from everybody else.

Rhubarb Lady: Oh, I asked, bitch. I asked three ****ing places. They don't answer their ****ing doors!

Fence Lady: Did you ever ask my mom who—

Rhubarb Lady: This isn't hers!

Fence Lady: Yes, it is.

Rhubarb Lady: Go to hell!

Fence Lady: No! You!

Rhubarb Lady: You don't know how to cook anyway, so—

Fence Lady: Oh, are you videotaping?

Generally Quiet Camera Person: I'm videotaping.

Fence Lady: Oh, wow, we're videotaping. You're on video!

Rhubarb Lady: I don't give a ****; this isn't yours.

Fence Lady: Yes, it is!

Rhubarb Lady: You don't prove that yours.

Fence Lady: Oh, yeah, I will!

Rhubarb Lady: Alley property, bitch.

Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.
Fence Lady: No, it's not!
Rhubarb Lady: Yes, it is.

Fence Lady: You know where the alley is?

Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, it's right here.

Fence Lady: Yeah, that's—

Rhubarb Lady: Your fence is there, bitch! Go mind your own business!

Fence Lady: Ooohh no, uh-uh.

Rhubarb Lady: Ugh, ugh ugh ugh. Mind your own ****ing business; your fince not out here.

Fence Lady: My what's not out here?

Rhubarb Lady: Your fence isn't out here; mind your own business!

Fence Lady: This fence was put in here—

Rhubarb Lady: I don't care. This isn't your property, bitch! You wanna claim this and that house over there. This isn't your property!

Fence Lady: Um, um, can I ask you something?

Rhubarb Lady: **** off.

Fence Lady: Can I ask you something? See that, see that fenced-in area up there that has all the wood?

Rhubarb Lady: I haven't been in that. And I don't know what's in it, and I could care less. This is not your property!

Fence Lady: No, no no. You see where that fence line is? That is—

Rhubarb Lady: I could care less.

Fence Lady: That's inside of this rhubarb.

Rhubarb Lady: No, it doesn't!

Fence Lady: Yes, it does!

Rhubarb Lady: This is alley property.

Fence Lady: No! No, it's not!

Rhubarb Lady: Don't try to claim everything in this alley — it's not yours!

Fence Lady: NooOOO!

Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!

Fence Lady: NooOOO!

Rhubarb Lady: This doesn't bother you a bit. You got all that over there, so don't ****ing try to copy — you try to claim everything!

Fence Lady: You like to steal from people—

Rhubarb Lady: This isn't called stealing!

Fence Lady: Yeah, it is!

Rhubarb Lady: Anybody could take, anything from take anything from [unintelligible].

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Oh, they're comin'!

Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!

Fence Lady: NooOOO!

Rhubarb Lady: You're a ****ing troublemaker.

Fence Lady: No, I'm not. You're the one who's causing all the problems.

Rhubarb Lady: Yeah, you are. You came out here first — go back inside.

Fence Lady: Oh no, you were out here first.

Rhubarb Lady: You're a troublemaker.

Fence Lady: Stealing from my mom!

Rhubarb Lady: I'm not stealing! You call 'em bitch! You call 'em!

Fence Lady: Sweetheart ...

Rhubarb Lady: Call 'em! Don't call me sweetheart, honeybun. What are you, a ****ing lezzie?

Fence Lady: Sweetheart.

Rhubarb Lady: Stay out of my business!

Fence Lady: Sweetheart.

Rhubarb Lady: Honeybuuun! Go back inside, bitch! Go back inside, *****!

Fence Lady: Sweetheart, the police are coming.

Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead, I ain't scared of them. I got relations in, er, police. Go back inside.

Fence Lady: NooOOO!

Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside!

Fence Lady: You oughta know right from wrong.

Rhubarb Lady: **** you. Go back inside.

Fence Lady: NooOOO! I'm outside!

Rhubarb Lady: Troublemaking *****!

Fence Lady: Yeaaah!

Rhubarb Lady: Go back inside, have some coffee, you're drunk as a skunk.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Oh, my God. Oh, that's funny.

Fence Lady: Oh yeaaah!

Rhubarb Lady: I wasn't out here causing ****ing trouble.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: She don't even ****ing drink, lady.

Rhubarb Lady: Oh, yeah? That's why you're out here causing ****ing trouble.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Dude, I was the first one out the ****in' door, so shut your goddamn mouth!

Rhubarb Lady: You shut your goddamn mouth! Why don't you go back in there and lose some weight, you big fat ass! You don't own this property!

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Why don't you get a job?

Rhubarb Lady: **** you.

Fence Lady: Ooooh.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Bitch, touch me.

Rhubarb Lady: I will, you fat ass!

Generally Quiet Camera Person: And then I'll press charges—

Rhubarb Lady: You fat ass! You don't own this ****.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: —on your goddamn ass.

Fence Lady?: Give me a photo — that way we have proof.

Rhubarb Lady: You go right ahead. You don't own this ****.

Fence Lady: Oh, look, we have an audience watching this now!

Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead!

Fence Lady: No, look! They're down across the street!

Rhubarb Lady: You've given me ****ing trouble before, bitch!

Rhubarb Lady: You don't own this ****!

Fence Lady: Neither do you!

Rhubarb Lady: [Talking to herself.] All she does is try to cause trouble for any neighbor she sees. You go right ahead, bitch.

Generally Quiet Camera Person: Well, something needs to be done, because this is retarded. She tried to ****in' hit me. Now she's leaving! Awesome!

Unclear: Follow her and find out where she lives.

Rhubarb Lady: Go right ahead, 'cuz you're not coming in there. Think you're ****ing big time?

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MESS!

You pinocchio ****in hoe.

What did I even just watch.

THAT VOICE.

"where's your name bitch?!?"

I was screaming tha first 5 seconds

gOOD BYE!

omg her voice

this is ****ing killing me.

EDIT:
- Can I ask you something?
- F*** off!

"Don't call me sweetheart, honeybunch. What are ya, a ****IN' lezzie?!"

MESS.

I haven't laughed this hard in ages

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MY BODY HURTS FROM LAUGHTER

She drags better than any pop girl and any atrler. The tears are real.

The lezzie comment.

Calling the guy a fatass.