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Discussion: Urban Dictionary: Celebrity Descriptions
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Urban Dictionary: Celebrity Descriptions
This is all in good fun, and no animosity is meant towards any of these artists. Though, these are hilarious.
Madonna
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An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.
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a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing bras that overly "push-up".
b.Americans faking inconvincing British accents.
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Britney Spears
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A female pop artist who's ***** has been invaded more times than Poland.
Britney Spears is blown out.
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So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
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Christina Aguilera
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(1) Grammy Award Winning Pop Singer who arrived on the scene with the at-the time provocative " Genie In A Bottle " in 1999.
(2) One white girl who can seriously sing.
(3)Progressed into a total skank also known as Xtina or XXXtina in 2002 with the release of the "anything you do in private i'll do in public" video "Dirrty". She introduced the world to the world's worst white girl weaves, paint by numbers make-up" and buttless chaps.
(4) Washed off the heavy make-up and fake tan to emerge as a softer, more sophisticated diva with a pension for singing songs from the 70s in 2004.
Also see REVERTED SKANKS
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Beyoncé Knowles
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Someone who every black female claims to look like.
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1. Pretty good singer that often contradicts herself.
2. Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.
3. Pretty face and nice figure, but should wear clothing that compliments herself more.
4. Used to always vow never to wear provocative clothing, but what is she doiing now?
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Rihanna
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1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet
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n. Chris Brown's punching bag
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A person that has a huge forehead.
I was playing fight night and I took devastating blow to the Rihanna!
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Janet Jackson
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N. A janet Jackson, the act of revealing the titty
V. To show ones titty
Vanessa pulled a Janet Jackson.
A user said this is incoherent: "it's not a slang word"
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Miley Cyrus
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The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they went off and got drug problems!
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1) The disease a person may contract while having sex on an airplane. It comes from exposing your genitals around the high density of methane.
2) The direction the toilet swirls down the drain in Australia.
1) Marlyn joined the mile-high club on the trip to Phoenix, but three weeks later she discovered Miley Cyrus on her labia majora. It required laser surgery to remove the cyst.
2) Joey was so interested in the Miley Cyrus when he was done with his dump that he inadvertently produced some Dingoberries. Fortunately the tour guide was experienced with his outback.
"Whoa, hold on there, mate, don't yank up yer Draks just yet. I haven't had me Brekkie yet, and it looks like the Dingo's been circling your Freckle.
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Jordin Sparks
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American Idol's way of showing they're not racist by allowing an underachieving contestant win their show, only because she is black. Another thing, the lyrics of her songs do NOT fit her appearance whatsoever.
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.
Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."
I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.
Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their ****** days in the mid-late 90's
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Lady Gaga, (real name Joanne), is the artist behind the famous "Just Dance" song. Along with her other songs, "Poker face" and "Beautiful Dirty Rich," her album released in 2008 has become a great success. Her songs are catchy, her bangs cool, her outfits fashionable and her makeup is to die for.
Although, if you view her music videos or google up her images - whether by her hands, money, masks or overly large sunglasses, her face is most often covered.
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A terrible excuse for a singer. She is the owner of the abomination known as Poker Face, which has to be one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Why is it that 99% of all musical artists these days have absolutely no talent? It is all about looks and image. All the music is created by computers and studio editing. Just go to a concert for a band of today. The singing is awful and the music is usually a recording or the people playing the music aren't the main part of the band. People just like this kind of music so they can be "popular" and like the popular songs just to fit in.
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A crazy ass bitch out of her damn mind. The bitch can sing but the bitch is ****ing crazy. Sometimes speaks like she is curing cancer and sometimes adds a british accent. Likes to be edgy by talking about sex and being bisexual. Thinks she is so ****ing fashionable when she is pretty ****ing ridiculous most of the time. Her songs are pretty good but her crazy personality kills it. Most of her fans are gay queens like PerezHilton. People consider her the new madonna but the new madonna needs to be pretty not a fugly shitface butterface.
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One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
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Often talks like she has no education what-so-ever.
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Matty
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bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
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JK JK JK JK
Chris Brown
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A way to put your woman in check.
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A young R&B singer from Tappahannock, Virginia popular for the chart topping hit Run It
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So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.
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1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
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Chris Brown's punching bag
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A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
I think i gotta new siggy!
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Rihanna's descriptions are funny
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Britney's description
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Originally posted by Rhythm
This is all in good fun, and no animosity is meant towards any of these artists. Though, these are hilarious.
Madonna
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Beyoncé Knowles
Rihanna
Janet Jackson
Miley Cyrus
Jordin Sparks
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You're hot.
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Whew wrote this? I'll kill the bitch.
Jordin's album has sold over 1,000,000 copies, not no 892,000. A LIE.
And her voice is soaring beautifully on No Air a lie that she was flat on it the ****.
And she is dating Steph Jones. AT least he don't look like the **** in the tattoo video.
Someone send me this websites corporate number we need to have a word.
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Ashley is one of the most beautiful and well-known stars to ever grace our television screens on the Disney Channel.
Her long blond hair is somewhat of a trademake now.
Miley Cyrus even stated that the wig she wears in 'Hannah Montana' was inspired by Ashley's hair.
Ashley stars in The Suite Life of Zach and Cody and is also known for starring in the blockbuster 'High School Musical'.
Ashley also has her own CD, which did very well.
She's unarguably one of todays hottest, fastest youngest rising stars.
'Who's that amazing blond actress on the suite life?'
'Ashley Tisdale, DUH!'
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You tell them!
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The ugliest and most nasally person alive. Like everyone on Disney she has no talent but thinks she does. Also used to describe the nasally sound of ones voice.
Your voice is so Ashley Tisdale. Do you have a cold?
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Oh hell no.
But the last sentence was funny.
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damn the person who wrote this must have been a god. he/she should perform in front of every person in this list.
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Ashley Tisdale
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Many people wrote this, you can submit your own definitions to the UrbanDictionary and people will vote for the best ones.
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