*imagine is up there *

Welcomes all you mah blog, that I will more than likely forget about constantly!

While this will be full of me hating on celebs and things, it will also be used to inspire other people to hate as much as I do. For ****** people deserve it!

But no hate just yet, instead I shall praise Belarus for a moment. Back in the '05 at Eurovision (and trust me, this blog shall be Eurovision's spiritual home her on PF) the nation selected a former Miss Belarus who really can't sing to perform a song that would be a tribute to the victims of the Belsan crisis. But no one really liked it, so at the last minute the Belorussians changed it to some delicious disco number called "Love Me Tonight." And while it it did not make it out of the semifinals that night, it is now getting all the love it should have. I mean, campy goodness and THREE! costume changes in a three minute span? What's not to love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bafFPHhrGFA

It is always so exciting to read what you hate at the moment

Mikal's hate-filled rants > ...um, my hate-filled rants.

And once again, thanks for just making it REPENT!, as I suggested.

I think we just need to get rid of some people entirely. How about J Simp?

So not entirely needed as a blog, but I saw an avi of this and it must be said.

Someone should set Kelis' head on fire.

I mean really, why would you wanna look like Eva Pigiford from ANTM Cycle 3? Kelis had such beautiful hair from the start of her career and this butch gangsta bitch cut nonsense is inane and moronic. Lie really, did we need to see your hair flatironed and dull when we know you as the woman with the mad sorta fro?

Grow the fro back, or I will set fire to that blonde updo you call real.

And Beyonce, get rid of the horsetail or you'll be using those armpits to cover your impending baldness.

Oh, and the Tranny needs to stop doing the same **** she did with Nick to impress Mayer. Really, you're learning how to cook again? It's so AMAZING you forgot how to turn on a damn stove.

This is simply the most anticipated blog of the year. I LOVE YOU, motherchucker!


POST MOREEEEEEEE!!!!

Oh great, I gave Mikal the title for his blog. Why did I even say that in the first place? LOL

Kelis -_-

Today's hate: I. HATE. SNOW.

Seriously, I have lived in Colorado and Wyoming for the last 13 years (minus the 8 months in Tampa) and with the exception of the massive snow storm of 1997 it was always a dryish winter. But this year we have had snow weekly since December.

In the last month: We had one massive storm of like epic proportions during the weekend before Christmas, one big annoying one on Christmas Weekend, yet another one for New Years Weekend, I drove to Laramie in the middle of one during the following weekend, and after a week off to try and defrost it's snowing today! I did not magically move to the arctic, did I?

I was going to ask if you could send us some snow but apparently it's snowing now. This is insane. We have not had sticking snow all winter.

I do think you magically moved to the arctic...

I'm in Denver, and currently looking outside at another 3, maybe 4 inches on top of the already compacted 8-9 inches of snow we were "blessed" to have. X__X! What a mess.

HU-****IN-ZZAH!

I wish to celebrate the fact that New England WILL NOT be getting another Super Bowl ring this year after Indy play scrappy and Peyton stayed calm and ecked out a win to get them into Miami against Chicago. It's also the first time that an African American coach makes the Final - and with Lovie Smith from Chi-Town and Tony Dungy from Indy - and will guarantee an African American head coach will win the title.

While I'd have prefered a N'awlins/San Diego Super Bowl, anything that doesn't involve those damned Patriots is brilliant for me.

I can't make up my mind who will win.

My head tells me the Colts, my heart tells me the Bears

Can I point and laugh that the favorite going into Oscar season - Dreamgirls - just got hosed by the Academy?

For I shall. HA HA!

Yes yes, you got 8 nods. 3 for song. It will still probably win the most (Both Supps, Song and maybe Sound). Damn them.

Anyways, I'm thrilled that Marky Mark FINALLY got a damn Oscar nod - he should have won Best Actor for Boogie Nights and deserved one for being the only tolerable thing in I :heart: Huckabees. And he got it at the expense of Jack, which is humorous. Also happy to see Pan's and Churren of Men snatch Original Screenplay nods.

Not entirely thrilled about Alan Arkin getting Michael Sheen's spot in Supp Actor, but I can live. More irked about Volver getting left off Best Foreign Film. It should now be a two horse race between Mexico and Germany, with Canada (thanks to India trying to stop production on Water, the director and film went north) being the dark horse. Denmark and Algeria should be thrilled to be there.

I'm very surprised that Dreamgirls got 3 Song nods - Listen was expected and probably will win, but why 3? Certainly you could have nommed the Prince song from Happy Feet and got him to perform - which would be a bigger highlight than Horsetail showin her pits and shreiking like a harpy through any of the songs (which I fully expect her alone to sing, since Daddy Knowles is stomping around the house pissed). My bigger question is why the ****ing hell CARS got a song nod? Our Town is the most boring thing about that damn movie, which is by far the worst that Pixar has done in its history. Politics aside, Happy Feet has cute penguins and deserves to win Animated Film soley for that reason.

I'll do early predictions later :-p

Wait, Leo was nommed for BLOOD DIAMONDS??!?!?!?!?!?

DID ANYONE LISTEN TO HIM TALK IN IT? Worst attempt at an accent ever.

I think the Academy decided to give the Actor trophy to Forrest and nommed Leo for the ****** role to make it a complete lock.

And I don't care how much they love Big Willie Style, Borat got hosed out of a deserved Actor nod.

Thank you.

Oh come on Mikal, tell us how you really feel about dancing animated penguins. We know you've tried to emulate their moves. LOL

But seriously, Happy Feet should win.

Wait....how did Dreamgirls get 3 Song Nods? How? I guess Bart was right on the movie being huge.

And now, for no reason:

Mikal's Very Own Music Review!

Every week, I shall rate four new songs and see if they are any good. More than likely none will, but we can see anyways

Mikal Award Of Excellence "Catch You" by Sophie Ellis-Bextor
What can't Sophie sell? Throw some snarling guitar and a stalking song (and it's very stalking) into a dance beat and you have genius!

Mikal Award Of Competence "Ruby" by Kaiser Cheifs
I'm inclined to hate Kaiser Cheifs since "I Predict A Riot" is rather annoying. Plus, I sided with Bloc Party on the failed New New Wave British Music Invasion. However, I will say that "Ruby" surprised me on the decent quality of it. I mean, it basically takes "Eleanor Put Your Boots On" over a Bravery beat, but it works well. And the "RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" is so much fun to sing.

Mikal Award of Decent Standing "He Said She Said" by Ashley Tisdale
OK, I really do not like Ashley. She's the worst thing on The Suite Life Of Zach & Cody since she can barely act. She ruined "Kiss The Girl." And somehow, as a lead single she slammed a Gwen Stefani number with a Stacey Orrico bridge and "chorus." Like, take "Hollaback Girl" and put "(there's gotta be) more to life"s chorus. And use her vocals, apparently, since she tries to be bratty like Gwen and then does a lot of Stacey flourishes which bug me.

And yet. And yet it's ear cancer. I'm stunned that even though I know it sounds like **** I really like it.

Mikal Award for Shitteousness "Over It" by Katharine McPhee
This is very sad. Someone inside RCA apparently mistook Katharine for JoJo and forced her at gunpoint to record a ****** bland quasi-ballad in which she sounds like she should be shopping for groceries. And then they laid the song over a beat that would not sound out of place coming from the Bulgarian entry for Eurovision.

Seriously, she wants her man to read her lips that "she's over it"? She's already over before she began, if this single is any indication of her song choices. She and Taylor are easily been passed as the worst set of final 2 - hell, DeGarmo had a better lead track and she sounded like a Disney theme song!

He Said She Said = terrible

And I KNEW I wouldn't be the only one to not understand the hype of "Over It"!

Wow, everyone seems to really like "Ruby" by Kaiser Chiefs

hehe. well i respect ur opinion about katharine. but yea, u should try to give her cd a listen, at least open toes