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ATRL: Charmed ✡ The Chat Begins
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Charmed ✡ The Chat Begins
Original Members (Full Time):- GeezusHaberdash (Joshua) - This bitch ain't ****, I hate his guts. If he jumped off two bridges, got ran over by an 18 wheeler truck, gangraped in India, and jumped by 14 European skinheads, I wouldn't feel a thing. No, I'm just kidding, that's how I feel about Sinny, Geez is my best friend on ATRL and has been my internet BFF for over 3 years. I didn't like the fact that he married Cookie and became a housewife for an Australian Kangaroo smuggler but I had to be supportive. Me and Early even wore t-shirts to the wedding that read "Do Not Marry This ******, He Is Gonna Have No Hair By Age 30." Geez didn't listen, now he can found down at the poetry bar next to Sinnys trailer reading sad poems he wrote in the bathroom at Burger King. Him and Cookie were happy for a long time, until he found out Cookie was sleeping with BeamMeUp and leaving his ***** out to dry like Sinnys weave on a hot summer day. He left Cookie, and now lives on his alimony checks because he has no raw skills and no education.
- Early (Pierce) - One of the founding members, this bitch is everything you want in a friend and more. He's ****, yet sweet, and he can be dirty and ****ty like a prostitute on a street corner in the Red Light District. I met him in SYG when he creeped his way in between Geez and BeamMeUp, they later got engaged until Early found out that BeamMeUp was cheating on him with 1NOnly21, and she was pregnant. This was bad for two reasons, one being Beam was already an illegal immigrant, and the other being he had no job. Early was left with no money, and no place to stay and all he had in his possession was a used condom Beam left him, and a fake Prada purse that Sinny bought him for Christmas in 2009. He then moved in with me and £100 since Cookie wouldn't allow Geez to have company after 7pm. Needless to say, Early is someone we all love very much, but this bum bitch needs to get a job and his own home so me and my man can have some privacy.
- Hi.Def (Drais) - He is a dog.
- iBeyonce (Sinny) - This bitch is trash! And I don't mean the type of trash you throw outside in the garbage, I mean the type of trash you burn in an incinerator and never wanna see again. She is a ****, a *****, tacky, tasteless, and couldn't count pass fifty if I gave her single pieces of paper with the numbers already on them. She opens her legs for any man that doesn't look like Brielle. None of this is shocking, considering the fact that Sinny grew up in the back-swamps of Mississippi next to alligators, pigs, and horses with HIV. Her broken English is one of the few things that makes her the dumbest member of Teh Clique, and as if that isn't bad enough, she has had over 35 sexually transmitted diseases in the last two years. She's had 6 abortions, 5 miscarriages, and 3 marriage annulments, I don't know why we put up with this broad and her stunts but Geez makes us do charity because he says it makes us look like saints.
- Kisuke (Santos) - This Dutch queen is everything Golden is not. Kisuke has class, grace, and a great sense of talent and style. When he's not cheating on his white boyfriend at the bathhouses of Holland, he can be found making fun of Rihanna at the local farm and/or zoo. He likes to go around scaring little children with pictures of her forehead. Sometimes he brings cardboard cutouts and pays the little kids to throw rocks and piss on it. He loves to watch Beyonce videos and mimic her moves in his home movies/ personal **** site. He makes a lot of money because the Dutch people are fascinated by young, black ***** sitting on such a small waist. Suke likes to sleep with older men who will pay him for his services and in return he gives them the best sex of their life and a video to remember it by.
- Knix (Brielle) - He is a lying son of a demon bitch. In public, he acts like this princess fairy who rides in on a unicorn with angel wings to speak the gospels of teh lord. But when no one is watching he is sucking and ****ing everything that moves. Last night on Tinychat he even put his little **** print in the camera through his basketball shorts. He loves to walk around in Victoria Secret thongs and put on girly ass body spray while lotioning his legs and singing "Im Every Woman" from his Whitney Houston Greatest Hits albums. He is one of the 6 people around the globe that still believes Amerie is going to make a comeback, and they will keep believing because that bitch is more done than Monifa. Do not believe **** this *** has to say, he steals pictures from Tumblr all the time and goes on sex sites acting like a big titted blonde barbie, just so he can see boys jerk off on camera for him.
- MP2K (Keith) - aka The Jamanican Mandingo, dick to the floor, and I mean to the floor. He is holding about 14 inches of man meat and doesn't mind using every bit of it on Early. I had to take Early to the hospital after Keith ****ed him so hard his butthole was raw like a piece of meat after it has been smashed and bashed in the kitchen. Keith has slept with almost every member of Teh Clique or at least tried to. Jay, Brielle, Sinny, Geez, Early, Drais, and Deuces, but not the classy ones like me, Keir, and Eli. Those other girls have no love for themselves and only **** him because they like when he smacks their ass. Keith is poor and lives in the bad part of Bronx, New York, he came to Earlys house with nothing but a dick and a dream, hoping to find love when Early threw his ass out on the street, but not before having sex with him over 60 times. Keith was going to take Early on a ghetto dream vacation to the very first KFC that was ever built, but Early declined because that was where he and Beam went on their honeymoon in 2004. Keith can now be found on ATRL begging for Earlys love in front of everyone and Early can be seen laughing at his ass and drinking martinis.
(Part Time):- Deuces (Shawn) - He works at a boutique.
- Monsteroco (Keir) - He is another dog, he is a liar, and he is a cheater. He has been with Geezus, Miguel, and can now be found in Chemists bed. He thinks because he is a cute euro *** that he can break any heart he wants and then throw his dick into the next willing piece of ass. He used to be a skinny twink that weighed about 92lbs which made him very shy and quiet. But every since he met us and gained some muscle he thinks he is the ****. He is the ****iest member of teh clique (no pun intended) and doesn't mind showing it. But I don't know why is so ****y, the bitch can't read or write in English, and it's his first language. At first we thought maybe he spoke Spanish or something because he would always tell us to slow down when we were talking, come to find out this bitch is just a retard. I mean niece, how many times do we have to ask him what 1+1 is before we get the correct answer? Bey even tried to help the ***** out in her song and he still got the answer wrong.
- Mr. CookiePants (Nick) - he's an Australian who used to be married to Geez.
- Chemist (Luis) - He is an illegal immigrant so there isn't much I can say without getting his ass deported. All I know is he is currently dating Keri also known as Monsteroco in real life and he claims to be in love. What the *** don't know is that Keir is cheating on him with multiple people,
I mean I just sucked his dick last night. As a matter of fact don't even read this right now, the feds might be watching.
- Bert. - Trash
- Eli's Rhythm (Eli) - he's a 40 year old African American Woman, no not Janet Jackson.
- £100 - Is the most perfect man I have ever met in my life. He is the love of my life and ****s on all the other bitches mentioned in this post. He takes care of me, showers me with love, and has never cheated on me once. If any of the girls decided to try me and say he has, I will let them know that I have a tracker in his car and I know whenever he starts or stops that mother****er and where.
- Golden (Jay) - pure trash. daddy ****er. rich. spoiled. brat. dutch. ******.
- Kh-Loud (Sam) - This asian queen is one of the most ghetto people I have ever encountered in my life. And I don't mean regular ghetto, I mean the type of ghetto that you see in the deep parts of urban New York where Keith lives. He is also a very ****ty *****, he likes to have raw fish slide down his butthole through tubes for excitement, and he is very much into S&M. He is also biploar, one moment he is stanning for talent such as Mariah Carey and Diana Ross, and the next minute he is stanning for Rihanna and Britney Spears, I don't know what the hell is going on when it happens. He is best friends with Sinny and has no man, he just ****s random hot guys of any race in hopes of finding one that will fall in love with him or at least take care of him. Like Sinny, he has a history of diseases, except Sam travels a lot so we don't even know what the hell half of the **** he has is called. I just don't touch the dirty bitch, I'm too cute and young to be dying like him and sinT.
- BeamMeUp (Willem) - is the man that drove Early to cutting all his hair off like India.Arie.
Now where is the lie?
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contacts mathew knowles 
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Thanks...I guess 
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Originally posted by satellites™
- GeezusHaberdash (Joshua) - This bitch ain't ****, I hate his guts. If he jumped off two bridges, got ran over by an 18 wheeler truck, gangraped in India, and jumped by 14 European skinheads, I wouldn't feel a thing. No, I'm just kidding, that's how I feel about Sinny, Geez is my best friend on ATRL and has been my internet BFF for over 3 years. I didn't like the fact that he married Cookie and became a housewife for an Australian Kangaroo smuggler but I had to be supportive. Me and Early even wore t-shirts to the wedding that read "Do Not Marry This ******, He Is Gonna Have No Hair By Age 30." Geez didn't listen, now he can found down at the poetry bar next to Sinnys trailer reading sad poems he wrote in the bathroom at Burger King. Him and Cookie were happy for a long time, until he found out Cookie was sleeping with BeamMeUp and leaving his ***** out to dry like Sinnys weave on a hot summer day. He left Cookie, and now lives on his alimony checks because he has no raw skills and no education.
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I am not here for the slander on my good name, close this blasphemous thread
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RatedG - I don't know why he is even on this list, he just follows us around like a fly.
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do i have to be ethnic to apply
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Check me the **** out
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Originally posted by satellites™
[*]Eli's Rhythm (Eli) - he's a 40 year old African American Woman, no not Janet Jackson.
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Well, which is it?
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Originally posted by satellites™
- Golden (Jay) - pure trash. daddy ****er. rich. spoiled. brat. dutch. ******.
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How come....I thought Early was a girl? 
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The shade. I was there since day 1 and yet he shades me like this. It's okay though, watch when next year comes 
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do i have to be ethnic to apply
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Only one white allowed!!!
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Deuces (Shawn) - He works at a boutique.
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Who reported the thread is what I want to know 
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Golden (Jay) - pure trash. daddy ****er. rich. spoiled. brat. dutch. ******.
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