I once had a dream I was sitting in the President's office and the curtains were closed, so it was just us in a semi-dark room. Instead of Barack Obama, there was some dude sitting in the president's chair (I recognized him as a classmate
) and he spun around and looked at me. He said: "If you wanna get this bill where nudity is legalized and accepted all over, you have to do something for me."
So I was like: "What is it?"
Now here's where it gets weird. He stood up and walked towards me and unzipped his pants. I got a little scared. He reached into his pants and pulled out a chicken wing and he held it in my face. He said: "Eat this chicken wing in its entirety and I'll pass the bill."
So in the dream, I started shouting and resisting, "No, I won't eat the chicken! I don't like chicken!" and started panicking, but then I realized it would benefit the nudists of the world, so I began to eat the damn chicken wing and I cried through the process, and in the back, I could hear him laughing saying "Eat the wing you chicken killer!".
And then, it suddenly got weirder. All of a sudden, as I'm eating the wing, I hear "Unconditionally" start echoing, and then the room suddenly went black. Next thing I know, I open my eyes and I'm wide awake, and I scramble to turn off my alarm (which just so happened to be "Unconditionally).
I don't know WHAT was going on that night, but that dream had me so confused.
Anyone have any experiences like mine?