So much of this is actually true for me, which is weird because these "OMG in the 90s" and "Wow, we're so old" things rarely completely apply to me even though I'm 18.
I actually have a box of Waffle Crisp (The QUEEN of all cefeals) hidden in my room tbh. They still sell it at Piggly Wiggly albeit being a bit pricey (for cereal)
Unfortunately the nearest Piggly Wiggly is 30 minutes out in the country,and I don't have a car so,I'm saving it.
My ES had only ONE Playground,and I got sick of rectangle pizza in 5th grade.