Once I banged so hard on the font door it shattered. Not wanting to get in trouble I thought the best thing to do was scream, omg someone just tried to break into our house. My sister came running and called the cops. My hand was cut from the glass so in a 'panic' I tripped and grazed my hand to explain the cuts. The cops came and investigated, 6 months later they had charged someone. Whoops
![skull](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/faces/skull_zpsksni5fmm.gif)
he was a thug with a string of break and enter charges, so an extra one was no big deal
I also punched my sisters ex after he assaulted her and when the cops came, the officer said they'd turn a blind eye and that he would've done the same.
Apart from that, I'm a model citizen
![Angelo](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/atrlers/angelo_zps911317d1.gif)