Feel free to post any kind of terrible joke here, with a few rules:

- No offensive/racist jokes, I know you might think they're harmless, but there's always a chance of offending someone and I don't want to take that risk

- Nothing gross please, e.g. no dead baby jokes.

- NO SHADES TOWARDS ARTISTS

- Jokes shouldn't be longer than 2-3 sentences.

Have fun!

ARTPOP is the album of the millenium

G.U.Y hits top 500 of iTunes

knock knock

Britney doesn't deserve this

I see no one read the op

Why did everybody want to go to the mushroom's party?

Because he was a fungi (fun guy).

You're right. I have yet to see a "bad" joke in here

Who's there?

boo

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

boo who?

That's offensive, reported!

don't cry, it's just a joke!

hahahah lol XD

What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies