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Non Binary Joke - Joan Rivers
From her last book before her death
Dear Diary:
"I read a story in some rag today (the New York Times) about Chaz Bono, who is still talking about her sex change. Chaz says she "identifies as a man." Excuse me, Chaz, you still have a vagina. Hold a mirror between your knees and point it up! I don't care if she lopped off her teets with a Garden Weasel and has mats of hair plus a battleship tattoo on her chest if she has a vagina, she's still a woman. What if I decided to identify as a coffee table? Even if I have my legs polished and put a lamp on my head, technically, if I have a vagina, I'd still be a woman. And why give it up? When was the last time a man pulled out a chair for a coffee table? If you want to add a penis, fine, but if you're any kind of an athlete, don't give up your vagina. Figure it out! If you're a runner, how fabulous is it to have a rainproof inside pocket? You have keep your hand free and still be able to have your phone, your mints and even a Kleenex, or if you're Octomom, a nightstand, a skateboard and a Honda Accord to drive home from the meet in. Also, if you give up your vagina, think of all the pet names you can no longer use for it: Hooha, Vajayjay, Daddy's Little Clam, Momma's Twitchy Friend, Whisker Biscuit, South Mouth, an dif you're in the cast of Duck Dynasty--Uncle's Best Girl"
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