Inspired by this thread. I know this belongs in blog but it's closed forever

http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=876738

My roommate seems like a nice person. He always invites me to have dinner or lunch with him whenever he cooks. The only problem I have with him is he seems like a person who doesn't have a life. Whenever I get home from class, he'll be there sitting in living room and watching TV. He asks me a lot of questions regarding my day. I don't have time for that kind of conversation since I am too tired to have a very long conversation. He also likes to sleep late at night and watches TV a lot. Like gurl, get a life and go out. I wonder why he always seems so relaxed because we attend the same university and he never seems so busy to do his homework or assignments.We live in separate room so there is a privacy. But once in a while, I also want to enjoy me-time in the living room without him crouching and lounging there with his computer. He also likes to invite his other friends to be home without my permission.

Post the problem you have with your roommate.

Just that he likes to turn on the furnace too much. He asks if he can turn it on first and I always tell him yes even though it feels like I'm on the surface of the sun whenever it's on.

He had sex in the shower while I was on the other side of the door. He also never cleaned anything once.

Mess. My roommate also did the same thing but it's still tolerable for me as long as he leaves me alone

Last year he wouldnt go to sleep til 3am and needed to keep all if the lights on to fall asleep

WTH. This is beyond annoying. How did you keep up with him?

I wish he was my roommate

When his friends visited I sent one of them to the hospital

I've heard them say "******" so many times that I'm becoming desensitized to it.

Moans in his sleep

Last year (dorms)

My roommate urinated on me last year, got 2 DUIs and then got kicked out of the university.

My second roommate that year was an exchange student from China and barely spoke English

This Year (off campus)

my roommate sells cocaine

I learned to sleep with the lights on

I don't have a roommate. Well, I kinda do, every weekend or so.

Never had one of those, thankfully.

Wait. Did I respond to the wrong quote?

wtf? tell us more pls