uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. OK, now.




15. Beck - Timebomb [vid]

This video wasn't actually official, but I knew it deserved a place on this list. Whoever made this captured the Beck essence of white boy dancing and utter randomness to a tee. I mean, how else could you explain those freakin' hamsters? ZOMG hamsters!!! and that Edward Scissorhands mother****er too. Before exploding at the 2 minute 44 second mark we get a little Flash-produced montage of Beck over his career. **** a headphone is right, Beck. This music vid is da troof, B.

14. Calle 13 - Cumbia de los Aburridos [vid]

In this video, them crazy kids Residente and Visitante take their blink-182-esque shtick to a whole new level. A hilarious dance competition where Residente sniffs a viejito's crotch and a small person in a bumblebee costume does shots. The defining moment of this entire thing is shawty with the 69 on her back. I. WOOD. SOOOOOOOO. BEAT. ha, she busts her ass too.

13. Muse - Invincible [vid]

While this is definitely a lowlight from last year's epic Black Holes & Revelations, this is my favorite music video, dare I say, they've done to date. The juxtaposition between the happy-go-lucky theme of a carnival ride that focuses on the corruption and violence that have tainted the world over time makes me forgive them for releasing this turd as a single. It resonates on an intellectual level while providing undeniable eye-candy and I couldn't really ask for more. except the other 12.

12.Björk - Earth Intruders [vid]

The queen of WTF makes her return to the public eye with this. What this is supposed to be exactly, I havent the slightest clue but...just look at the goddang ****, will ya?

11. Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority [vid]

The best use of stop motion and kid's toys since The White Stripes' classic "Fell In Love With A Girl". Yeah, I did push that button. BETCH.

10. My Chemical Romance - I Don't Love You [vid]

My what LARGE eyes you have! This is one of the best uses of black and white I've seen in a video in a loooooong time, if not ever. It's a shame this video and this song were never released Stateside, cuz the 15,000,000+ YouTube views coulda helped. And look, blackface! w00t!

9. Korn - Hold On [vid]

The funniest video this band has done, bar none. I mean, you gotta have huge balls to make a video like this.



NO? Well **** you then!

8. Maroon 5 - Wake Up Call [vid]

Cuz shooting a man dead with no traces of blood whatsoever, is the new "hiring a better video director." The other members' little side stories arent relevant to the plot of the video, further imposing how faceless and unimportant they are as a whole. Yippee!!!

7. Nicole ScherYùF"--(øþ - Whatever U Like [vid]

THE hottest music video made since Fiona Apple's '96 classic "Criminal", without contest. Oh the things I'd do to you if it weren't limp. Too bad pronouncing her name is about as difficult as finding a person who even knows this song.

6. Justice - D.A.N.C.E. [vid]

The video Kanye bit off for his "innovative" "Good Life" clip, shortly after losing to them at the European MTV awards. I'd never been more intrigued about shirts than when I saw this vid. Very European.

5. The Game featuring Kanye West - Wouldn't Get Far [vid]

The best homage to that classic VH1 show, Pop-Up Video ever made. YOU GOTTA LOVE THE POP UP BUBBOOZ! Matched with a seething evaluation of video hoes like Superhead and The Game's unreleting disdain for all the birds around him (AKA longing for some **** ), this is THE anti-rap music video, and anyone being able to top it'll be a difficult task.

Also, lolz at "just finished eating chicken and waffles."

4. Mute Math - Typical [vid]

Let's get a couple of things straight. I can't stand this band, nor this ****** uninspired song. The thing that gets me is the visual overload of the mayhem in reverse seamlessly integrated with the regular singing forwards. It's one of those videos that upon first view you're just left in awe and dumbstruck at wtf you just saw. Greatness from a band that'll never be important. The "Here It Goes Again" of 2007.

3. Serj Tankian - Empty Walls [vid]

Just ****ing genius, but I'd expecting nothing less from this mo****er, mastermind behind System of a Down. I will not spoil anything because this is one of those videos that is self explanatory and riveting all at once. I will say, however, the suicide bombing of the Little Tykes truck made me laugh. Inside my head.

2. Marilyn Manson - Heart Shaped Glasses [click on director's cut]

Nor will I say **** about this video, except that you should only watch this video a-****ing-lone at a low volume and if that was real blood. Yeah, made you curious no? Ch-check it out.

1. Nine Inch Nails - Survivalism [vid]

If I were a super in a crazy ass apartment building like this, I'd have fuuuuuuuun. This doesn't tops their classics like "Closer: and "We're In This Together", but you can't deny this is the best suspense movie that's never been in theaters.

And yes, those are two men,


Another list will be up later.

I CAN NOT WAIT.

Should be interesting. Looking forward to this.

can't wait

WoOt

bUMMMMMMMP BITCH

wow great

5/15 Maroon 5, Justice, Nicole, MCR, Calle 13

LMAO @ the Nicole write-up

Lovin' Maroon 5, The Game, & Justice especially from the bunch.

great stuff, but Kanye didn't bite the D.A.N.C.E. video. He just got the same directors (Jonas & François) who did the video to direct the "Good Life" video. Directors usually have a style or trademark and I assume it has more to do with Jonas & François then Kanye purposely wanting to bite the concept.

looking forward to the rest!

Great list!

D.A.N.C.E. <3

You ****ing rule for having Wouldn't Get Far on your list!

at everything here!!!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3 mi amor has finally posted.

Great start to your list! I will admit that the "Wouldn't Get Far" video was amazing

But why didn't you honor Chris Brown's "With You" video for the WORST VIDEO OF THE YEAR? I plan on doing so.

Aw man, I completely forgot about "Wouldn't Get Far" and "Invincible". Both have awesome videos.

Even still, "Survivalism" would have been #1. Awesome list.

D.A.N.C.E. = A-M-A-Z-I-N-G

Nice list, especially Korn, Mute Math, and Nails.

I literally said "What?!" after I read that line. No comment... but I must see this video.

Day 2 of the festivities. Today I will present you faithful hoes with another list.




25. Fabolous featuring Jay-Z - Brooklyn
A trifecta of gangsta from Crooklyn's finest where the past (sampling of Biggie) meets the present (Hovi) meets the future (Fab). Well, Fab was the present, but then Jay-Z unretired. Oh well. This song lit up NYC all throughout the summer. BK (looks out the window across the street) stand up!

24. DJ Khaled featuring Lil' Wayne, Young Jeezy, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Fat Joe & Dre - Brown Paper Bag
Another great posse track from the Carlos Santana of hip-hop. Should have been the second single. Keep pimpin these rappers while u can B. Saying "we the best" twice in a song hardly makes you an artist at all. Abuser.

23. Paramore - Hallelujah
I don't know if this song is religious or not, but the sincerity and emotion Hailey puts into this song made it a sure shot for this list. And to think I only heard this a week ago!

22. Maroon 5 - Little of Your Time
The first time I heard this was that time me and one of my friends cut class and went to the Virgin Megastore. I didn't hear it again till a couple a days of go, but I must say this is funkier and catchier than any of the other 3 songs M5 released off this CD thus far, and it does it at a asskicking 2:17.

21. Remy Mama - Jump
LMAO!!!! "Ghettobird"!!!! jajajajajaj! Hopefully, sometime between collecting foodstamps and giving handjobs for crack, the members of Kriss Kross found the time to laugh at this joyous celebration of the 'round the way chickenhead.

20. Lily Allen - Friday Night
This is Ms. 'I'm better than Amy Winehouse' at her hoodrat, mean girl best. Apparently a taunt like "what cha troyna say" entails being hard on the tough streets of L-D-N. Bloody wankers.

19. Kanye West - Young Folks
The Louis Vuitton Don does his own revision of Peter, Bjorn & John's sunny indie hit and infuses it with [what else?] shameless narcissism. He gets cool kids points for jacking the motto MTV's show Diary: "you think you really know, but you have no idea". And the mother****er's right bout that.

18. Mark Ronson featuring Tigger & ODB -Toxic
Ever wonder what the D-d-d-dirty Bastard would sound like over a Britney song? Well, early merry christmas then.

17. Radiohead - Nude
Thom Yorke and co. bring sexyback and make a song with a Timbaland backed beat about girlies makin that cake so long as they get bucky ****in nekkid.

Except not. Very serene and relaxing, actually.

16. M.I.A. - Bamboo Banga
"Strike, match, light, fiya". Sublime danceable renegade music from everyone's favorite blue-wigged refugee. POWA POWA!

15. Amy Winehouse- Some Unholy War
Everyone's favorite cokehead puts everything on the line (heheh, "the line") for her man, and ain't no way in hell she's backing down or pussying out. Strikingly parallel from her real life.

14. Rihanna - Question Existing
Bighead contemplates whether or not she should trust any of the men vying for her attention, and in the process, slips, falls and lands on Jay-Z's dick. Poor confused little girl.

13. Lil' Wayne- My Daddy
Over the "We Takin' Over" beat, Weezy spits a couple of bars explaining why incest is COMPLETELY normal. Great! Scott! Storch! Hilarious.

12. Nine Inch Nails - Me, I'm Not
If there were ever a soundtrack to how it feels when you smoke that grade-a weed this is it. The embodiment of woozy, dissonant and cool. Pass that ****.

11. Fall Out Boy - Fame < Infamy
"I'm addicted to the way I feel when I think/ of you/ too much green/ to feel blue-ue-ue". Get that paper, FOB! The catchiest song on Infinity On High, without question.

10. Riskay - Smell Yo Dick
The funny thing is I can definitely picture this type of thing happening in a project building in some hood while I'm typing this, in all seriousness. Just download and prepare to laugh.

9. Korn - Ever Be
**** Head and his ****ing "dumb ass psalm!!" RABBLE! Do not, however, **** with those crazy militant speed drums at the end of this classic. Munky described it best: "it sounds like 300 set to music".

8. Rihanna - Sell Me Candy
We all know damn well she ain't lookin for no CAN-DAY.

7. Jay-Z - Pray
Is it me or does this song sample that sound from Ini Kamoze's "Here Comes the Hotstepper?" The beat is hypnotizing, and a return to form following last year's Kingdom Come. Holla drug narratives!!! A better "Can't Knock The Hustle".

6. Kelly Clarkson - Be Still
Sultry, seductive and even Sade-esque. Kelly Clarkson at her sexiest, baby fat tummy and all.

5. Fall Out Boy - Golden
"I saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies and all the lovers with no time for me." WOW. It's rare that a song hits me and matches my own life like this one does, but damn...it's like the song I never wrote. "Something in the Way" for the emo-set.

4. Britney Spears- Get Naked
America's former sweetheart makes a song for us to dance to when we forget our panties and a paparazzo takes flicks of our deflated pudgy hamwallets! HOORAY!

3. Nine Inch Nails - Vessel
Why the **** didn't Trent release this as a single? How would I describe this song...it's like a synchronized ****ing up of all the machines in the world at once, with what sounds like a car alarm as an eerie beat.

2. Britney Spears - Toy Soldier
This chick is certified gangsta. The beat on this song is ****in crazy and the gossip part following the second chorus is basically a big STFU to all the haters. Britney has swagger and attitude like she's never displayed before and it shows on this, the best song of her career. *does Yayo dance to the chorus*

1. Korn - Kiss
Up there with the saddest songs I've ever heard. Korn's forte is obviously thrashing unrestricted violent songs about anger and rage, but they have never, EVER hit "melancholy" on the head like they did with this song. Everything about this song is perfection; from the spine-chilling drums right before the second verse to Jonathan's repeated whimper at the end of the song...I mean, it's just unduplicatable magic. Listen to that **** or get shot.

The worst songs of 2007 list gets posted tomorrow, or rather, later today hopefully.

Paramore, Rihanna x2, Maroon 5, Amy Winehouse, FOB, Britney x2. So many great non-singles there. Your music videos chart ain't bad either. Can't wait to see what's coming next.